trace amounts of thc in industrial hemp

trace amounts of thc in industrial hemp fibers is released by methane (active ingredient in flatulate) and its totally legal... i'm wearing hemp jeans now and eating chili all day and am totally stoned... the shot gun method is most effective... that's where you put your nose firmly between the ass crack of someone wearing hemp jeans as they fart

 

hahahaha that's fookin stonerific

 

Ya know, i think I'm just going to take your word for it.

 

Guys.... I just tried that and it worked. I swear. You'll be amazed.

-Mike

 

indeed.

 

wow way too much information dude.

 

another thing to do to share the love is wear your hemp jeans on a crowded subway of bus and get everybody stoned

 

I say this with no offense intended, but will probably seem otherwise... I think your threads are stupid and unfunny, even if they are supposed to be sarcastic and your image a parody of the wannabe hippy. Get a job.

 

i think i remember the last thread and how i was made a fool of so I'm just going to laugh, because this is funny, and because i want to see some responses.

 

hahaha im lolling now...

 

good shit has taken on a doube meaning ...eh?

 

You know it honey. I mean.. it kinda made me puke in my mouth, but if you swallow that shit as well, you get double fucked up. I can't get enough.

-Mike

 

dude man, i was talking about the aroma... like "who shit... who tooted?" don't eat the shit

 

Oh no, I got it. The aroma made me puke in my mouth... so what if I have a weak stomach? The police are the ones who eat shit.

-Mike

 

Agreed!

 

there are definately trace amounts of THC in industrial hemp. but, there's not enough to get high--even if smoking by the truckload. furthermore, farting doesn't activate THC.

 

My world is shattered.

-Mike

 

hehehehe

 

no, no... I tried this with one of my dads hemp shirts shirts and it worked. Just held it over my ass, then put my ass to my friends face and farted. well it was kind of a shart, but you know... its all good. see, the hemp fabric acted as a filter to keep the mess out of his mouth. he was pretty fucked up from that one hit.

 

uh huh....