how to ask someone for a blowjob?

Hahahah.......Amp7325..you have a way of making oral sex sound verry classy !!!!

 

Gotta go with erzebet on that one... Amp's quote needs that veddy British--Bertie Wooster kind of dialect to make it fly.

 

Here, taste this and tell me whatcha think!

 

Mmmmmm, yummy, what kind of spices did you use?

 

A pinch of this and that, a little spicy, a little sweet, right?

 

Certainly something something.

 

Well, something something IS my favorite flavor.

 

Ok........this is a whole new cooking show.....someone contact the food network!!!!

 

ok wait a minute here...

You mean if a random guy walked up to you, introduced himself and said "hey mind if i ask you a question? what do you think about oral sex? do you like oral? what if I said I'd love to lick your pussy if you sucked my cock, would u suck it?"

Is it that simple? I would think you'd get a slap in the face and a "screw off pervert!"

lol

learn something new everyday...if any gals wanna continue this chat via email, please do email me at givemeheadnc@yahoo.com...i am very interested in how a random guy (or girl) can walk up to a stranger of the opposite sex and simply offer oral for oral and get a yes answer

Dave

 

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rotflmfao

This is the funniest shit I've read on the forums thus far.

 

There has to be some kind of success percentage involved even though it's probably pretty low.

So the question might be, "How many times in a row are you willing to get your face slapped until you get a YES"?

 

I dare them to. Double dog dare them that is. To infinity.

Works everytime.

 

Superdave is far too practical for a forum of the depth. Try the student center at student.com , as most of those kids are practical also.

 

I still dont ever recall being asked.....I always figured it was part of the WHOLE sexual thing......

 

i'd reach right into my pants and pull out a crisp fifty and take it from there...

 

This thread amuses me so. And orgazmik, your signature never fails to turn me on. I've never had to be asked. I go right for it, but I love it. The thing that works the most is getting started on a handjob and if guys give a tiny push down on the shoulders or hips. The girl will get the hint. Or whisper something incredibly hot into her ear that will make her unable to resist your cock.

 

LMAO weedhead

three simple, clasic words.

Suck me beautiful

 

ASK? I have never been asked by my dh--from the first it was always something along the lines of Open your mouth for me, or Kiss my dick or similar. Asking opens the door for refusal. It isn't forced, just expected. It's a two way street. But I have always liked giving him a bj and having him cum in/on me so I'm not objective.