I need some help pumping up some words

Welcome back Warm! Great video

Sentient, I used to have the box set of The Office and that scene was from one fo the Christmas Specials. Genius mate!

 

ohhh I didn't know what it was.....


Is it ok that I started the above sentence like that ^

 

Finally!!! Someone has PUMPED words!!! Way to go Warm. You'll go far. Now where can I get a uniform like the one the guy with the lawn mower is wearing?

 

buy one of the ex village people outfits they must be in need of some cash

 

You are such a wonderful coach I feel so PUMPED

 

I've dipped and dabbled in devine
Like turning water into wine
The liberation of a
..mindless giving
..of peacfull endings
..no power fiending
..just endless dreaming

 

I've dipped and dabbled in devine
Like turning water into wine
The liberation of a
..mindless giving
..of peacfull endings
..no power fiending
..just endless dreaming

You should pump these words up by adding the words
"oooooooowwwwwwooooooooooo trains in a furry tunnel" at the end of each line

 

I liked the first one much more

 

Head on head strong made for miles
.Intoxicated with the smell of victory large
.a mind blowing prowless in the maddness of man
.Hungry for the top but got the curse of the skin
Hold on tight on a blast from the past
.and grab a memory going by to fast
.petal to the metal grip the bull by the horns
.can't stop the attitude it's just the way I was born

..I may have gone way to far this time
..I may have just let my ego fly
..I may have tried stopping along the way
..I may not figure it out but i'll be OK

 

Fuckinhell mate! Excellent lyrics! They Rooooooooooockkk-k-k-k yeahfiuckinrockmaaaaaaaan!!!!Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Fuck! Yeaaah! Gooooood!

Sentient's got a point that they need a bit of pump and warmhandedcanadian might be able to help you out if you ask nicely. It's not difficult, but you need to be a natural. Both me and Sentient could help you out, but at the moment we're working with Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber on a hard rock musical which will transfer to the West End and Broadway after Christmas. Guys, I hope we can keep this between us in the forum, please, as I'm not really supposed to tell anyone.

 

I'm game. But I need details man. DETAILS!!!

 

Fine. I'm just popping out to get me some Hot and Sour Soup first from the local Chinese and I'll be back. Does anyone want me to bring something back?

 

You werent supposed to say but now you have I suppose the cats out the bag.
BTW Sir Andrew didnt like it when you smacked him on the bonce with that wet trout,

 

If you think HE didn't like it, you should see what the trout had to say! It was devastated and has filed a complaint with Equity. Sentient, I have to take the time to say that the cast was very impressed with your Latin composition of "Nauseam Verbalis Rectum Dictum" I think the way you climbed to the sidestage balcony and then urinated over Cliff Richard's face, reaaaaally got the message across and at the same time showed that you care about the environment, which as we all know is rapidly changing.

 

Your words are like magic to my ears

I will have some of that soup.






*licks lips in anticipation

 

did you realise that your picture of that £20 constitutes a forgery and is probably illegal?

 

I'm so stupid, I thought that was a pic of real money. It's not???

 

Trust me Warm, the soup wasn't all it was cracked up to be. I slept comatose for 18 hours after eating it. The last thing I remember is drinking half a bottle of scotch. Anyway, can you try and get the back template of that note, too. I'd like to print a few out for a laugh and see what they say in Harrods.

 

heres a joke someone told me

Some guy is fixing a boiler in the attic of a house and stupidly he switches it on and forgets to set the valve properly. well he's waiting around and it starts boiling and about 10 minutes later theres an almighty BANG ! and it explodes and sends him flying through the roof and he gets about 3/4 mile up into the air when he sees a bloke freefalling from a plane and the geezer floats over to him grabs his arm and the boiler guy shouts "I just blew meself up with a gas boiler" and the parachute guy shouts back " do you know anything about parachutes that wont open"?

 

If I get arrested, Google gets arrested.


So the soup did you in? Good thing you drank the scotch or you might have been out another 12 hours at least.