My Girlfriend Want Me To.....

I am going to take cream cheese to her soon, and spread it on her and see what happens.

 

Mmm honey.

 

...maybe she likes that honey nut cream cheese flavor; it's pretty popular


My boyfriend and I have an awesome sex life, but I don't think either of us want to deal with the mess of food on us...and then it gets all fucking sticky...and ehhhhhhhhh


we save it for after the sex

 

Hmm i never got the food-sex connection anyway...

But if i did, i wouldnt use cream cheese

 

Yea, exactly. I'm doing too much laundry and cleaning as it is. Just take a rest from fucking, go into the kitchen, eat off of paper plates, and then get back to business....:tongue:

Besides, at my place, if you smeared cream cheese all over you, you'd probably be attacked by ants in the middle of your lovemaking session anyway...:stunned:

 

yea, cream cheese would simulate a horrid yeast infection

mm yea sexy

 

Hahahaha, just a joke people! I prefer peanut butter.

 

Yeah.

 

Hmmm..things are getting kinkier (or stickier) all the time...

 

What!? You kids need ta have more respect for your food. I remember back in The Depression we used to drink sterno from a can, and we had to eat our shoes! Hester Witherspoon could make a damn good shoe stew I tell ya! And it warn't nothin like you get at "Burger Chef" either. Damn kids, eatin' at "Burger Chef" and "Taco Bills". You kids with your Interweb. When I was a kid we was so hungry we woulda ate the Interweb. That what you said, Asa?

Herbert Stradler

 

You're definitely a very interesting character.

 

what do you mean you never got the connection! licking and tasting is a VERY important part of lovemaking, in my opinion.

 

Damn, you sound like my parents: "Starving's good for you-it builds character!
That's what made America great!" Of course, I doubt that they ever missed a meal in their lives. And they certainly never ate cream cheese off of each other....:hysterica

 

Hahahahahaha, that's great!

 

Myeah but theres a limit, to me. Lick and taste your partners body-mmm...but food? I duno i just dont see it as coming into it at all...its an unconnected thing to me

Got no rpob with anyone else doing it though, obviously! And no doubt ill try it one day

 

Hey, if she wants it, why not try it? I just hope you like honey and cream cheese. But personally, I'd rather lick my partner's hot, smooth skin. Mmm.

 

It won't make you a prevert, but mabey a postvert. (haha typos are funny)

 

meet her half way and go for whip "cream" just replace the cheese.... and add another "whip" for fun hehe

 

^Good idea! ^

 

i think you'd be a pervert if you didn't enjoy it!