What's the dirtiest thing you have written/read?

Most of the regulars in here are used to the shit I write by now. In order to get to the truth I believe we have to traverse through the boundaries that have been set by what society considers normality. So what's the filthiest thing that you have written, or read? You don't have to be shy, and this ISN'T a confession booth. It is a writers help group where amateurs can join with professionals, like my nephew Jason, to take things to the next level. We are looking for real filth, ladies and gentlemen.

 

well I hate seeing it and I hate looking at it but have you seen some of that "shit" (pun intended) the japanese call bukakke or bukkake? Thats fuckin (pun intended) horrible stuff man!!!! all the women have got shit and piss and cum on them
I accidentally saw some and accidentally started reading a story of it when I looked for some examples of manga and then I started looking at all these different forms and for some reason the japanese psyche is drawn to these perverse pleasures
Its like people pissing and shitting on each other its really horrible.
and I swear its the truth when I saw that I blocked about 15 big japanese web providers as they carry that kind of filth with them.
I also blocked the entirety of russia because they are depraved too
no-one on my home network can visit a russian site



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What wrong with these people? Why do they do shit like that? Literally.

 

I dont even want to think about that any more.
I'm gonna go and see if my roses and other bushes are ok after that big thunderstorm it was right over our house I saw a big streak of lightening fall out the sky somewhere aroiund here and then all the windows shook in the house when a big thunder sound happened immediately after.
It was so close I heard this massive electrical sound like the cracking sound that a spark makes but a million times louder
man there was rain snow and hail falling all at the same time then it went sunny

 

I just found out about the storm. I slept right through it and missed it. Hope your plants will be OK. If you need any help let me know. I don't know shit about gardening, but I'll stand and watch you with a beer. Give you a bit of moral support.

As for the rest of you shy writers out there, go and get your quills ladies and gentlemen. Come on all you ROCK STARS of the paper and ink world. The forum awaits your delectable smutty stories. We want FILTH! The months are getting colder now and we need a bit of word spice to warm things up, so come on folks, what's the dirtiest thing you have ever written or read?

 

Not to much reading or writting of dirty type shit.I have seen some pretty desturbing pornograhy though.

 

Have you ever read 1 of those xxx-rated storybooks that you can buy in adult bookstores...I wrote a totally made-up story for 1 about 10-11 years ago.

 

I've written some dark stuff. Think you've probably already read my nastiest, WS.

 

Keep it coming, writers. I'm glad to see that no one bows to conformity. Morality has sold us down the river. Every time they want to get an extra cent out of our dollar they bring out the morality joker on us and start the violin music. As writers we DO have a responsibility and that is to help people to see not just the TRUTH (a paradox in itself) but everything that CAN be seen. Where people are most blind is with the eye of the imagination and this is what we need to do in here. I have read BodyElectric's work and it is mind-blowing! It is original, dark, sultry and I'm sure if people are cool a sample will be posted in the future (pleaaaase...)

Squawkers, I haven't seen any of those stories, but I am intrigued and I bet that they will raise the temperatures around our global community, perhaps a small taste will help us to form a better idea. Purely in the interest of scientific research. of course.

Come on all writers, open up your minds good people. We're not looking or Tolstoy, we're looking for filth. Let's get dirty and revel in what nature has given us. Write while you're naked.

 

Here's a little ditty from a limerick contest I was in. Because anything said in Limerick form just seems to be inherently funny, the task was to make a limerick so nasty that nobody laughed.

A rapist went stalking in rain.
To find a girl he could inflict with pain.
He tore up her front
Sliced up her ****
And left her to bleed by a drain.

 

The dirtiest thing I've written is proberbly a homoerotica...It's unfinished though, and needs some work.

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=207298

 

The dirtiest thing I have ever read was written by a friend of mine, when I was cleaning (we lived in a bachlor pad together) I found it under the futon. He isn't a writer at all but he did write down his fantasies about this girl that we knew back in high school. It wasn't an amazing story but man, it was disturbing...errr...dirty.

 

BodyElectric that was shocking, but it goes to show the power that words can have. Your observance about limmericks was spot on, and I never thought about writing a lymerick that was intentionally unfunny.

LA, we're looking forward to your homoerotica work. You're also a great story writer and have a good way of working with detail, so perhaps when you have a sample ready you can post it for us to see, please.

HungryJoe. Can you give us a couple of snipets about the things your flatmate wrote. Obviously anonymity is respected and at the end of the day we are all human beings and get turned on by a variety of weird and wonderful things. I bet they were really dirty, so what kind of things were in that diary? This is great for naturalism and will even help you with your novel in a big way, because it looking in on human nature with an unbiased eye.

 

White, it's on that link under my post.:tongue:

 

Thanks LA. I've lost my glasses.

 

Probably something by William Burroughs. His stuff encapsulates everything that is common to sex and filth.

 

Marque De Sade, gotta respect the classics (Quills is a pretty good movie too)

My respositary of choice for disturbing* is ... http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/
Simply because I take a certain peverse delight is badly written smut; mostly amature/fanfic but I suppose it would be. Though here's an entry related to actual published novels; http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/48408.html#cutid1 (you uh probably don't want to be eating/drinking anything whilst reading it).

As for my own writing, it's all rather tame really. Even the homoerotica. I'm not really into the idea of potentially scaring people for life thing.

*mostly in the 'people actually read/dig this crap' sort of way. As it swings between hilarious (euphemisms especially), horrifying ('surely that must hurt!'), to just plain bizzare.

 

Ha, jjust rented Quills today, haven't watched it yet. Any good?

 

After reading this thread I wrote a story about a farmer who couldnt get a GF so he liked to bother badgers in a very amourous pursuit and also went fox hunting on horseback, not to kill the beasts but to engage them in carnal love. After they outlawed fox hunting for the pleasure of the kill and the thrill of the chase, he went in for fox hunting for a lot different reasons, at night, dressed only in his red hunting Jacket and a thong, he would saddle a horse and ride in HOT pursuit of foxes all over the country side hoping to engage in animalistic buggery with any fox he could get, but inevitably he must resort to riding around the town and gets involved in a high speed police helicopter chase. They find him and his horse hiding in a wardrobe at his landlady's house. Eventually he is cautioned after they realise he isnt killing the animals and the foxes quite enjoy it.

I have a story about pheasants and squirrels that is absolutely disgusting too. Its about the same farmer but this time he likes to wear womens silk stockings and suspenders, and gets a thrill out of rogering them on the pulpit of the local church, at midnight while going in for a bit of self strangulation to achieve a better sensation at the moment he cums. Anyway he gets caught by the priest one night and the priest instead of being outraged - rips open his cassock to reveal his womens underwear and the two go out every night catching different animals. Eventually they get caught by other clergymen and word gets around until the entire British clergy is involved and gangs of marauding bull-buggerers and sheep tinkerers can be seen in the hedgerows all over Britai

I've been toying with the idea of a science fiction thriller centred on the same themes where he hunts down the foxes with remote controlled vibrators. It would be set one year into the future

 

Indeed
Aside from the glorious excesses of sex, and witty dialogue, it explores the limits/issues of creative expression in a very thought provoking way.
It's probably one of my favourite movies; though I don't admit that very often because people do the whole amatuer psychoanalysis thing with answers like that, so they might get the wrong idea about me, lol.