How do you decide who to marry?

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  1. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I got this in an email...I thought it was pretty funny



    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10
    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    -- Kristen, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    -- Camille, age 10

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
    On the first date, they just tell each other lies
    and that Usually gets theminterested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    -- Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7
    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
    - - Curt, age 7
    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    -- Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the #1 Favorite is........
    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10
     
  2. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    are those actual kids?

    funny
     
  3. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Who knows....but kids definitely say things like that...I should know. :D
     
  4. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

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    I'm usually attracted to women who do not vomit immediately upon site of me...




    That's hot.
     
  5. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    I love those... too cute!
     
  6. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    I'd spin a bottle
    Or I'd pick the guy who gave me the biggest rock (aka diamond, not just any rock), because that's the only thing that matters in married life
     
  7. ethanberry

    ethanberry Member

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    Kids say the darndest things! haha! That's cute.
     
  8. Relic

    Relic Coming Unhinged

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    Never under estimate the minds of grade school aged children
     
  9. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    Some surprisingly good advice in there if you analyze it a little.
     
  10. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i didn't decide, i just needed someplace i wouldn't get arrested for sleeping.

    (anyone who thinks a country where nearly everyone drives cars can't be a tyranny, obviously isn't awair of, or hasn't given much thought to, the fact that most of them are de facto indentured to doing so. same goes for the kinds of houses building codes are forcing us to have to live in).

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  11. Nottingham

    Nottingham Guest

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    That's awesome. And pretty good advice too.
     
  12. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    cute shit right there.
     

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