Inspired by that thread about the kid with his dick hanging out, why don't we all share our embarassing stories? Well, one time I was smoking with this kid, and had awesome weed, and I got super baked, and I bought some weed from him...So he kept saying "Gimme twenty bucks" and like I thought it was hilarious, because he said it like every 5 seconds..like "Gimme twenty bucks...Jesse gimme twenty bucks..gimme twenty dollars, gimme twenty bucks" and I was dying of laughter, and then I fucking peed my pants. A fair amount, too. I felt like a fuck. He didn't care that much, though, and I don't think the story really got around... Damn I still have some of the weed I bought from him, and I have plans with like 5 different parties to smoke this 3 day weekend....yummm.
LMAO that is so funny. I cant think of anything too embarassing. One time i got a huge headrush and fell down but wasnt in front of anyone but great story.
one time we were all crashing like me and 3 kids and the one we pick on was like im bored... so i shooved my finger up my ass and pulled it out the made him smell it i told him it smelled like cookies.... well he smelled it and i pissed my self laughing also last week we made space cake and i ate like 4 pieces and i was tripping and i had to shit but my dudes mom was in the bathroom so i took a shit in his closet.. lmfao good times.... good times
this one time me and my friends were high and we just started laughing and i started laughing like like martha stewart, like a shrill lady laugh omg it was one of the best things that's ever happened to me.
LOL, Good stories guys, I have a pretty good one myself, it's not about me, it's about my buddy pat, the kid next to me in my sig (the dude on the right) he was taking a monster ass hit on my bong, and I ripped wicked loud ass, and it smelled terrible, and he laughed hard as hell mid-hit right into the bong and launched my slide to the other side of my garage. I guess you had to be there to see his stoned expression, and we were all laughing from the fart anyway, but him launching the slide across the garage just took the laughing to the next level. Broke the slide tho, but it was only a 3 dollar replacement at the local head-shop.
hah dick hangen out! brings back memories... one time i was witha buncha kats in a car n the driver was like road raigen like no otha! n i was heeey man coolit,watif thata cops brother??hah i kept saying that and this was after passing a cop wich was akward but he kept goen after this one truck so i kept teling him to chill but then i found out we knew the people n that truck n i fet lika dick. that was in my earlier smoking days tho... yep...one time my cousin did a demonic burp n we got scared.haha
dude...you said wicked. ahahaha damn northerners! but that stories funny as hell, i can see you (from your sig) letting out a nice juicy fart then the other dude laughing into the bong and shooting out the slide! fucking hilarious
For me, it had to have been the time where we smoked a blunt in the woods. Afterwards we crossed a ravine on the rocks and right in the middle of the ravine, I slipped.. im not talking a regular soaker, my feet went straight up like in a cartoon and I landed back first into the ravine, really sucked because that ravine is so polluted and nasty that it cant even support life anymore (not even minnows), people called it "the piss river".
One time I drank 14 shots of 120 proof home-made peach brandy and fell flat on my face in a Golden Pantry parking lot and puked with my head laying on the ground. When I stood up I had vomis all over the side of my face and in my hair. I went on to smoke an entire ounce of weed that night with a 9-year-old and his mother. hahaha I was so fukt up I put some popcorn in the microwave for 10 minutes and caught it on fire. The puking part was embarassing, but the rest is kinda off-topic. Oh well.
The time I smoked my girl out, we were at this mexican restaraunt, and my eyes were all red, and the lady was a college girl, and she was like "Are you high?" cause my eyes were all red. and I was trying to say no, but apparantly I said "Yeah" and she was like "hahahaha nice, that's how I roll". So everyone around us was like staring at us cause both of our eyes were like completely red from this particular strain, I dont know it was wierd, my eyes never get that red.
Ahh I do recall a time I was really baked, and still smoking outta a buddy's bong. Apparently I tipped it back a little too far, some 3+ week old bong water got in my mouth and I thought I threw up or something. It was shitty. Nobody noticed, though. hahah Another time I got completely and utterly toasted, I was trying to clean out my little pipe so I could put the lid back on and pack it up/put it away. Apparently, I went over to my friend's kitchen sink and ran the water, while fucking around with it. Everyone in the living room was watching me, they asked "are you washing the dishes or what?" to which I replied, "hell yeah." I just stood there and went into a stoned trance. It was awkward. hahah
