The alleged war on christmas

some conservatives think liberals are trying to get rid of christmas

I don't think they are, but I am, I would nuke christmas and laugh as all the kids cried

 

I say, let them have their christmas. But don't expect me to head out to the mall. I'm buying as little as possible.

And fucking hate xmas music!!!

 

I am fascist and was raised half jewish half christian...like hitler

only I like judaism WAY WAY better

cry little christian kids

 

When "dreaming of a white Christmas", just remember that Bing Crosby was a giant asshole and more than one of his kids have committed suicide.

 

:stunned:

 

what the hell... the ONLY thing I enjoyed about Xmas was the damn Bing Crosby/ David Bowie thing.....




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*watches christmas dreams shatter and fall to the floor.... like dust.


maybe more like tears yeah.... I'm watching my tears flood around me like that Ozzy Osbourne video... oh Im drowning.

 

*kicks x-mas in its motherfucking face*

 

note to self:
-return gift purchased for Seamonster

 

give it to me for hannukah, it kills Christmas

the jewish religion is so far superior

and that means Christians are inferior

the fake ones are ok, the real christians are a sub human species

 

seamonster, i like you
this thread made my day

 

the real war on christmas is being waged by the corporate world.
christmas has lost its sense to the materialism of christmas gifts


SAVE US RAPTOR JESUS!

 

ha, excellent excellent pic

I hate jesus, but i wouldn't mind worshipping a dinosaur

 

man. i don't hate jesus. he seemed a nice enough sort. it's the assholes trailing after him who worry me. i hate christmas for a knee-jerk stress reason, it seems to be getting better. i decorated my house and wrapped presents. it's kinda nice now. come have christmas with me, gary. it's nice over here.

 

I would do that, for sure

but still, jews and half jews unite, stab those walmart greeters who say "merry christmas" in the neck

we are the superior religion, lets take whats ours!!!!

 

Hahahaha, does this stem from that thing about Walmart "bringing back Christmas" by sayin gmerry christmas instead of happy holidays like a lot of places do to be politically correct?

Hilarious.... I'm not christian but I celebrate xmas, mostly because I like shopping for people and receiving presents yay! I couldn't give a fuck what people say to me in the stores

 

I don't see how someone can straight up hate Christmas. There is so much good to it, family togetherness and doing for others..it does not have to be about buying the neatest gadget. but if you feel that burden you bring it about yourself. thing is, i live in a city and avoid all that shit and get all the pros of xmas: family, friends, beautiful decorations, lights all over. make your family stuff from the heart and enjoy the holiday! watch some x-mas classic shows and what not, christmas is what you make of it. yes, the buying bs needs to go but can be avoided easily. I don't buy it when someone says corporations, ect ruin the holiday cause it can so easily be avoided.

 

Where do you think you're going?
Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fuckin' Kaye!
And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

 

because I hate christians and Jesus and gross little families!

retarded much?

 

well, you know, the walton bunch is primarily christian...hooray for freedom of religion and the free market. you couldn't drag me into a walmart right now...no fucking way....my name is kc, and it's been 60 days since i've entered a walmart...

hello kc!

 

and it's not so much the materialism of xmas that kicks my ass...it's the "family togetherness" that does it. the way i see it, we don't get along in the same room the other 364-1/4 days of the year, why should we on xmas?