I think I'm gonna lick my hands

Cause they are very dry and I can't find any lotion.

 

Ugh don't do it, yo umay have flue germs on your fingers... or fecal matter.

 

i hope your fingers are tasty.

 

Well, yeah unless you were eating chicken wings, then go ahead.

 

Fecal matter? Thats nasty yo......

 

well on Oprah, she did swabs and found fecal matter all over the place.


really sister.

 

My hands are dry because I wash them too much.

 

well, then no fecal matter .....

 

find a penis and lick it

 

I always found that just made my hands seem drier for some reason. Get some lotiony goodness

 

I wanna lick my hands coz they smell of yummylicious cranberry body lotion. Unfortunately it doesn't taste as good as it smells.

 

I don't think licking them will work... maybe for a lil bit.. but if you went outside I'm sure it would make it worse. I suggest you get some lotion... or use a lil bit of vasiline...

 

Lube works in a pinch...Nevermind how I found that out.

 

Hahahaha, lick em, go ahead.

 

I wonder if she licked em?

 

she puts on the lotion *creepy voice*

 

whats wrong with licking your hands when there is fecal matter on them? I do it all the time.

 

Yes. Yes, she did.

 

I never did not lick them........ Today my hands are not so dry, they are doing pretty good. I didn't do much so I didn't have to wash them as much.

 

I think I'm going to lick your.....
hands, yes, that's what I was thinking :X