Friend, do you know the good news about Jesus Christ ?

There is no void in your life that God can fill but alcohol, good company, and good literature can't.

 

That could change, friend.

 

I doubt it... A girl I was seeing actually dragged me to church with her about 2 months ago.

I swear I'll never go back.

But feel free to keep running on that spiritual treadmill - I accept that people can believe whatever they want. I just reserve the right to mock them heartily if they try to preach to me.

 

music is my religon~jimi hendrix

 

i smoke pot with jesus.



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Sometimes I pray/meditate while smoking.

It can be different.

 

what the fuck are you on son

 

Your mom.

Yeah.

That was totally out of line, eh?

Scuzi'n'stuff.

 

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You know the xtianity subforum is down in religion/philosophy, right? Go spew your bullshit to people who care.

 

Haha... you realize this guy isn't even coming back to view this.

It's not like I take Tammy Faye Bakkar seriously.


Televangelism is always some nice mixture of humor and sales tactics.

 

yeah, he's all banned, but I'm in a bitchy mood and taking it out on morons is fun

 

I think taking it out on mormon fundamentalists/cult groups, people who think they are black, and coastal erosion is fun.

Maan.

 

whats coastal erosion??

 

It's what's destroying an acre of Louisiana marshland every 38 minutes.

 

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!

31,000+ posts of righteous preaching. Congratulations, buddy!!

 

george is the king of awesomeness yo

 

Haha... I just realized how much this seems like some kind of twisted metaphor relating to Eastern religion.

 

Nah... just of the land of really good shit... even though I almost die like.. every two minutes.

I'd have to assume what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I guess that's why I never put the flame out when I was given the chance...

 

Friend, do you know the good news about Jesus Christ ?
Gawd, do you guys ever get sidetracked off the thread topic, landsakes!
No one up at 12:13 afta midnight, y'all sleeping so I'll type these words into yo dreams......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

Jesus Christ spirit moves through me to you and wishes you peace on earth, goodwill towards all the living and may you have the experience of celebrating Christmas Day without a single hateful thought from anyone in the whole universe. Even so, Jesus come!
I do hope Jesus shows up in body vision again healing all those who are sick and will die soon. I have not the power to lay hands on people, only dogs and cats..........and this is part herbal healings. As I have healed myself of terminal cancer and stopped this tumor on my tummy that weighs about 50 pounds, I will not die before Christmas this year. I will teach Blinkins wayfarers what herbal knowledge this humble alchemist sorcerer knows this coming summer.
At the end of Double Dragonfly Drive, a deaad end on a end of the world peninsula
www.funbeach.com
I have imagined myself hugging white robbed Jesus in all his agony on the cross and giving him all the comfort I could, then suddenly I felt myself physically hugged in all my agony and pain over this tumor, that is when I knew for certain I was on teh right healing path.

Blessed be my children who sleep, hear me!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Honor Seed

 

Puh-raise the lowered.