I had an old English teacher that used to call it, "How's your father?". Example: Me and Robert were having "How's your father?" behind the toolshed.
ding dong ! as in "we had a bit of a ding dong" actually it goes well with ram a clam then it becomes ram a clam a ding dong ! and could be made into a rockn roll song something like singer : she was my girl backing : she was his girl singer : we had a dance backing : ram a clam a ding dong
fair enough. I have a lot of these though, made up from sheer boredom between me and some mates. In that case, Poundy Poundy.
having a bit of bacon saussage and bacon a lamb cannon kebab giving her a lamb cannon having a portion http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_results.php?profan=search
"Smattering of English" As in ... "she couldn't understand a word you were saying!" "No, but I certainly gave her a smattering of English" Useful for those trips to Thailand...