Favourite Words For Sex

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  1. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    rumpy pumpy
     
  2. Gee

    Gee Guest

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    banging ftw

    I do find the phrase "tickling her kidneys with my womb ferret" amusing :)
     
  3. sentient

    sentient Senior Member

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    Filling the furry purse
     
  4. cantsmokenomore

    cantsmokenomore Member

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    I had an old English teacher that used to call it, "How's your father?". Example: Me and Robert were having "How's your father?" behind the toolshed.
     
  5. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    rough n tumble
     
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    Rah Member

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    kebab slamming
     
  7. trombonebleu

    trombonebleu Insider

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    ram the clam
     
  8. sentient

    sentient Senior Member

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    ding dong !
    as in "we had a bit of a ding dong"
    actually it goes well with ram a clam
    then it becomes
    ram a clam a ding dong !

    and could be made into a rockn roll song
    something like
    singer : she was my girl
    backing : she was his girl
    singer : we had a dance
    backing : ram a clam a ding dong
     
  9. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    I got reminded that "humping" is still a cool way of describing sex :)
     
  10. trombonebleu

    trombonebleu Insider

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    stir the fur
     
  11. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    trombonebleu - gotta work all on its own :)
     
  12. trombonebleu

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    fair enough. I have a lot of these though, made up from sheer boredom between me and some mates.

    In that case,

    Poundy Poundy.
     
  13. sentient

    sentient Senior Member

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    bonking
    giving her one
    shooting the cat
    shagging
    having it off
    fucking
     
  14. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    poking the lizard
     
  15. sentient

    sentient Senior Member

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  16. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    smacking the baby
     
  17. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    "Smattering of English"

    As in ... "she couldn't understand a word you were saying!"
    "No, but I certainly gave her a smattering of English"

    Useful for those trips to Thailand...
     
  18. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Sloping off to Wales
     
  19. trombonebleu

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    torpedo launch practise
     
  20. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Walking the dog
     

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