Favourite Words For Sex

rumpy pumpy

 

banging ftw

I do find the phrase "tickling her kidneys with my womb ferret" amusing

 

Filling the furry purse

 

I had an old English teacher that used to call it, "How's your father?". Example: Me and Robert were having "How's your father?" behind the toolshed.

 

rough n tumble

 

kebab slamming

 

ram the clam

 

ding dong !
as in "we had a bit of a ding dong"
actually it goes well with ram a clam
then it becomes
ram a clam a ding dong !

and could be made into a rockn roll song
something like
singer : she was my girl
backing : she was his girl
singer : we had a dance
backing : ram a clam a ding dong

 

I got reminded that "humping" is still a cool way of describing sex

 

stir the fur

 

trombonebleu - gotta work all on its own

 

fair enough. I have a lot of these though, made up from sheer boredom between me and some mates.

In that case,

Poundy Poundy.

 

bonking
giving her one
shooting the cat
shagging
having it off
fucking

 

poking the lizard

 

having a bit of bacon

saussage and bacon

a lamb cannon kebab

giving her a lamb cannon

having a portion

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smacking the baby

 

"Smattering of English"

As in ... "she couldn't understand a word you were saying!"
"No, but I certainly gave her a smattering of English"

Useful for those trips to Thailand...

 

Sloping off to Wales

 

torpedo launch practise

 

Walking the dog