get the ale in luke yer tight bastard

Why?

 

Shall I keep the present one, or this?

 

Aww...It's Alright Really...

 

present one man its so uk

 

well if you change it, you might not get next year's award for drunkenness ... though i must say it makes you look better than the old one.

 

how can it make him look so much better its the same boatrace yeah go ed luke change it . why ask in the first fuckin place why dont yer put one up with a wig on wearing glasses and sticking your finger up yer nose ........now that would look funny.:ack:

 

anyway get the ale in yer tight bastard

 

Are you guys arguing about who can drink more? Because if you are then obviously it is Paul he's from the north of England...officially the best drinkers!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2399939.stm

http://www.alcoholconcern.org.uk/servlets/doc/480

http://society.guardian.co.uk/publichealth/comment/0,,834207,00.html

There are loads more sources but I can't be arsed looking...i'm off for a pint!

 

hey man we dont argue whatever gave you that idea..............a pint of absinth please luke .

 

on d ale on d ale on d ale on d ale on d ale on d aaaaaaaaaaaale on d ale on the ale on the on d ale on d ale on d aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale on d ale on d ale on d ale on d ale on d ale .............waaaaaaaahhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy........get d ale in cunthooks

 

has anyone been to any christmas russel hartys yet man cuz like this is christmas

 

get the ale in luke its friday man

 

paul, you ever feel like you are talking to yoursef.

no russel hartys here ... then again i don't know a lot of people and thus don't get invited out much

how about you, you been to any yet?

 

sometimes i even talk to walls " dont think i"ll be gettin a christmas card off luke maybe a beermat .went to one friday got drunk and stoned then proceded to dance me socks off arty: ........yeah goodnight was had by all .

 

Ha, me neither... we can have our own virtual russell harty

 

what happend to Luke anyway? is he out of town or something or just really fed up with everyone?

personally i love his off-handed comments and when he calls everyone cunts.

 

yeah the only 'partying' i'll be doing is with the in-laws ... don't think that will count ...

and is that geezer russell harty then? (still getting used to the subtle nuances of the english culture)

 

hopefully he"s writing his xmas card out to all the cunts on hipforums " and gets the ale in :cheers:

 

Yes. He's dead.

 

oh ... well ... um ... that sucks for him then i guess.