I need some help pumping up some words

Thanks Warm. Thanks Sentient. Life is a curious thing and here I am sitting in the bath, naked, realizing that if the laptop falls in my balls will get poached. I've drunk my vino, now it's time for my Tetley's bitter and then I'm going for a run around Kensal Green.

 

oh man ! Tetley's bitter is like drinking a pint of cold strained dihoerrea - jeez I really felt ill after I drunk a can of that mouldy crap once. Oh god my best advice is get back on the lager - that British beer will kill you !

I had a thought - why dont all the people who moderate the forums at hip (the mods) meet up in britain and drive down to brighton on some italian scooters. They could do things like shout "I AM THE FACE " every now and then and gather around groups of people on motorbikes and beat them up.
Then a famous rock band could write the film score all about it and call it hippophenia.

 

lol. How are you so sure that I don't like the taste of diarrhoea? I like the idea of all the moderators (mods) going down to Brighton on scooters. Perhaps you should send an email to Skip and tell him your idea. Maybe you can get Roger Daltrey to help out with the music a bit. I'm sure he'd be the right person for it.

 

A nutty... yet peculiar flavor reminiscent of a hazelnut husk with a hint of gastric acid.

 

There, you see, that doesn't sound too bad, does it? The POWER of words can create new and alternative life, especially when they have been PUMPED. Everything we see and touch can be re-invented and an alternative reality created by the simple touch of a few letters on the keyboard. Unless you're living in a log cabin and you're attacked by a bear. That's kind of an unavoidable hard reality and, unlike diarrhoea, it's commonly known as tough shit.

 

Shit's only tough when you let it sit and dry out. That just means you need a fresh pile of poop every so offten to have it always nice and moist and smelling like crap.

Hypothetically speaking.