fuck hiccupps

havnt had them in years. not since i was like 9. now ive had them twice in one day and they wont go away! i remember in the world records book the longest case of hiccupps is 63 years. i hope to god i wont beat that. id kill myself

 

I normally hold my breath....or drink a lot of water to get rid of them.

 

i start stuffing my face with more food

 

I hate the hiccups. I once got a horrible case of them while in the middle of a job interview. Blech. I had to excuse myself until they went away, which was not until about 20 min later. The person interviewing me was waiting to go for lunch until we were done. I felt bad. But it was the hiccups fault!

 

My sister, who's a nurse, taught me this trick, and it works every time for me. Get a glass of water and a straw. Standing up, bend at the waist(like you're gonna touch your toes) and drink 3 swallows. Not sure why it works (something to do with contracting your diaphragm (sp?) ) but it always does the trick for me. Thank God, b/c when I get the hiccups, they are always the kind that are painful and last for what seems like forever.

 

Someone told me to ask the person their middle name and it'll make the hiccups go away. Crazy

I get hiccups when I eat carrots or pretzels. Anything hard. Maybe it's because of the air you suck in trying to bite into them? I have no idea.

 

so did ya get the job?

 

LoL Yes actually I did. They were very understanding about the whole matter.

 

I had the hiccups last night while I was smoking a cigarette, and whenever I would take a drag I would hiccup. It was really annoying.

 

haha when I was a kid my mom told me that if I named a boy that loved me my hiccups would go away.

 

I just had the hiccups when I got out of the shower.

Another tale someone told me is that when a child has the hiccups it means they are growing. Anyone ever hear that?

I must not of had them very much as a child. I stopped growing at 5'1

 

Usually the only time I get hiccups is when I drink soda... but I despise them.

 

this is mr morrison and my hiccupps lasted 2 hours and now my lungs hurt from hiccupping so much.