Mary refuses to bottlefeed her baby... Went to Abigail’s school Christmas concert. Each class did a little something followed by a song or 2. Anyway, Ab’s class did a Nativity scene, with Ab as Mary. A few minutes into their bit Ab promptly lifted her dress & shoved baby Jesus up it. The script then wandered away from what they’d learnt & goes as follows…. Joseph: “What are you doing?” Mary: “I’m feeding our baby” Shepherd: “Have you got a bottle up there then?” Mary: “Don’t be silly he’s having milk from my booby” Joseph: “That’s disgusting” Mary: “No, that baby milk they have in Tescos is disgusting. My baby’s having proper milk” Shepherd: “What’s a booby?” Mary: “Those sticky out bits ladies have” Shepherd: “They’re not boobies, they’re nipples” Mary: “No they’re not, they’re boobies” Joseph: “So why can’t Jesus have milk from a bottle then?” Mary: “Because I haven’t got a breast pump with me - you forgot to put it on the donkey” Shepherd: “Can’t you ask the teacher for a bottle to feed Jesus with?” Mary: “No because this is the best way to feed Jesus. Anyway bottles haven’t been invented yet & even if they were I’ve just had a baby so if you think I’m faffing about round Tescos to buy baby milk when I make proper milk in my boobies you can think again” I felt a teeny bit sorry for their class teacher - she did try her best to steer them back towards their proper lines but she was laughing so much she didn’t really stand a chance. The line about Joseph forgetting the breast pump finished her off - she slid to the floor & couldn’t get up for laughing….
that is just too cute. oh man kids are so hilarious and abby just improvising like that. she is just a natural
