Turtle chocolates and weekends.

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  1. johnnystillcantread

    johnnystillcantread Member

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    Hello! I received 3 boxes of Turtle chocolates this week as part of my Christmas bonuses from my regular customers. I would kind of like to pig them all down myself this weekend but it wouldn’t be polite not to offer some to the wife. Because they are Turtle chocolates I have come up with a diabolical plan so I could get all the Turtles and still seem polite.

    When the wife puts on her dress today I will ask her if it shrunk in the dryer. When she says no why? I will say – I don’t know it just looks like it did. Then when I open up the Turtles tonight and offer her one she is probably going to figure she had better not because her dress is getting tight.

    PS: I am just goofing around the Turtles were given for the both of us to enjoy and we will. Cheers and have a good weekend.

     
  2. bustramp

    bustramp Member

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    Turtle Chocolates? My ex wife used to crave those things! Whats this thing with chicks and turtle chocolates?





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  3. Grapefruity

    Grapefruity Sunny Side Up

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    yuck turtle chocolate!

    But thats a real cool plan!
     
  4. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    You're mad!

    You actually plan on sharing them with her?!

    Pfft..

    I'd go with the dress idea and buy her some tasty turtle flavored rice cakes. More candy for me.

    :)
     
  5. johnnystillcantread

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    I did share the Turtles and I thank you for the replies.

    Back to the work grind today and pretty soon it will be Christmas weekend. Cheers!
     
  6. bustramp

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    Shaina Twain loves to eat Turtle chocolates!



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