Hello! I received 3 boxes of Turtle chocolates this week as part of my Christmas bonuses from my regular customers. I would kind of like to pig them all down myself this weekend but it wouldn’t be polite not to offer some to the wife. Because they are Turtle chocolates I have come up with a diabolical plan so I could get all the Turtles and still seem polite. When the wife puts on her dress today I will ask her if it shrunk in the dryer. When she says no why? I will say – I don’t know it just looks like it did. Then when I open up the Turtles tonight and offer her one she is probably going to figure she had better not because her dress is getting tight. PS: I am just goofing around the Turtles were given for the both of us to enjoy and we will. Cheers and have a good weekend.
Turtle Chocolates? My ex wife used to crave those things! Whats this thing with chicks and turtle chocolates? Bustramp
You're mad! You actually plan on sharing them with her?! Pfft.. I'd go with the dress idea and buy her some tasty turtle flavored rice cakes. More candy for me.
I did share the Turtles and I thank you for the replies. Back to the work grind today and pretty soon it will be Christmas weekend. Cheers!