oysters mmmmmmmmmmmm:)

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  1. HonorSeed

    HonorSeed Senior Member

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    Reminds me the cannibal who invites his relatives over for dinner and eats them, like when you go over to your parents home for Christmas dinner and they eat your brainwaves out of your mind.lol....hahahaha

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    The Time has come to talk of many things
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    http://www.ruthannzaroff.com/wonderland/walrus.htm


    Tweedledee said to Alice, “You like poetry—”
    “Ye-es, pretty well—some poetry,” Alice said doubtfully.
    “What shall I repeat to her,” said Tweedledee, looking round at Tweedledum with great solemn eyes.
    “‘The Walrus and the Carpenter’ is the longest,” Tweedledum replied, giving his brother an
    affectionate hug.
    Tweedledee began instantly:

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    The Walrus and the Carpenter
    The sun was shining on the sea,
    Shining with all his might:
    He did his very best to make
    The billows smooth and bright—
    And this was odd, because it was
    The middle of the night.
    The moon was shining sulkily,
    Because she thought the sun
    Had got no business to be there
    After the day was done—
    “It’s very rude of him,” she said,
    “To come and spoil the fun!”
    The sea was wet as wet could be,
    The sands were dry as dry.
    You could not see a cloud, because
    No cloud was in the sky:
    No birds were flying overhead—
    There were no birds to fly

    The Walrus and the Carpenter
    Were walking close at hand;
    They wept like anything to see
    Such quantities of sand:
    “If this were only cleared away,”
    They said, “It would be grand!”

    “If seven maids with seven mops
    Swept for half a year,
    Do you suppose,” the walrus said,
    “That they could get it clear?”
    “I doubt it,” said the Carpenter,
    And shed a bitter tear.
    “O, Oysters, come and walk with us!”
    The Walrus did beseech.
    “A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
    Along the briny beach:
    We cannot do with more than four,
    To give a hand to each.”
    The eldest Oyster looked at him,
    But never a word he said:
    The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
    And shook his heavy head—
    Meaning to say he did not choose
    To leave the oyster-bed.
    But four young Oysters hurried up,
    All eager for the treat:
    Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
    Their shoes were clean and neat-
    And this was odd, because, you know,
    They hadn’t any feet.
    Four other Oysters followed them,
    And yet another four;
    And thick and fast they came at last,
    And more, and more, and more-
    All hopping through the frothy waves,
    And scrambling to the shore.
    The Walrus and the Carpenter
    Walked on a mile or so,
    And then they rested on a rock
    Conveniently low:
    And all the little Oysters stood
    And waited in a row.
    “The time has come,” the Walrus said,
    “To talk of many things:
    Of shoes—and ships—and sealing wax—
    Of cabbages—and kings—
    And why the sea is boiling hot—
    And whether pigs have wings.”

    “But wait a bit,” the Oysters cried,
    “Before we have our chat;
    For some of us are out of breath,
    And all of us are fat!”
    “No hurry!” said the Carpenter.
    They thanked him much for that.

    “A loaf of bread,” the Walrus said,
    “Is what we chiefly need:
    Pepper and vinegar besides
    Are very good indeed—
    Now if you’re ready, Oysters dear,
    We can begin to feed.”
    “But not on us!” the Oysters cried,
    Turning a little blue,
    “After such kindness, that would be
    A dismal thing to do!”
    “The night is fine,” the Walrus said.
    “Do you admire the view?”
    “It was so kind of you to come!
    And you are very nice!”
    The Carpenter said nothing but
    “Cut us another slice:
    I wish you were not quite so deaf—
    I’ve had to ask you twice!”
    “It seems a shame,” the Walrus said,
    “To play them such a trick,
    After we’ve brought them out so far,
    And made them trot so quick!”
    The Carpenter said nothing but
    “The butter’s spread too thick!”
    “I weep for you,” the Walrus said:
    “I deeply sympathize.”
    With sobs and tears he sorted out
    Those of the largest size,
    Holding his pocket-handkerchief
    Before his streaming eyes.

    “O Oysters,” said the Carpenter,
    “You had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?”
    But answer came there none—
    And this was scarcely odd, because
    They’d eaten every one.
     
  2. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Oysters are what I do... I know the two things are totally random, but I think I could go on about bivalve mollusks and climate control systems for a couple hours.


    http://www.mobjackbayseafood.com/


    Clams are interesting too...
     
  3. HonorSeed

    HonorSeed Senior Member

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    Fresh Oysterville Oysters

    http://www.willapa-oysters.com

    Absolutely pure fresh live and shucked oysters from Oysterville WA

    yeah I shucked oysters, then they moved me seed crew where we pulled 7 tons of muddy seed bags of oyster shell from bout 2 am till 11 am so the other crew could shovel the piles of shell off the scows onto the oyster beds. There are some pics on my website at the visual express or more stuff page

    http://www.honorseed.com

    :) the sunrises were awesome over the bay
     
  4. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I don't shuck, but I work seed crew, too, which is almost the same. I also have to pull cages with a hydraulic crane on the barge. I also had to run sorting machines. Haha... I learned so much spanish. I love doing it in the Summer. I usually got an hour lunch break and the Mexican guys would always smoke with me.
     
  5. HonorSeed

    HonorSeed Senior Member

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    Is that pic of Virginia?

    yeah the mexicans smoked but mostly hustled ropa....;) both brown and shake........
     
  6. Orsino2

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    Yeah, blue ridge mountains... clinch mountain/shennandoah valley area.
     
  7. Olympic-Bullshitter

    Olympic-Bullshitter Banned

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    No sauce better suits an oyster than the saliva of one's lover. Passing living molluscs from mouth to mouth, then eating them off breasts and other body parts. This is not to be tried in restaurants.
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    And they’re an aphrodisiac :cheers2:

    The Union Oyster House in Boston (formerly Pier Union Oyster) has been serving them since 1826 [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
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