What was your most recent injury?

I have a blister on my foot.

Don't laugh. It hurts!

 

Giving gratuitous footjobs will do that to you.

 

One of my favorite put-downs:

You're as useless as a handjob.

 

foot jobs? do people actually do that?

 

if they're so useless why do men whine about not getting them?

 

Yeah, I suppose so. I must have heard of them somewhere, unless I just pulled that one out of my ass.

 

If you pulled that out of your ass, could you please wash it?

 

I copied and pasted this from another post. I wasn't injured but damn near close.

I have trouble staying on the right side of the road. Just recently I tried to venture out and drive in the left lane on the highway, one way of course, and my tire fell off during rush hour traffic while going up hill. See those eyes on that little guy? That's what mine looked like as I watched my tire go up the highway. I can't believe I made it over to the breakdown lane without hurting anyone or anyone hurting me. I had to go get my tire and guess what I was wearing? Flip flops and a skirt. I safely got it and rolled it back to my truck while trying to keep my shoes on my feet.
The funny thing was is there was a tow truck right where it happened already helping someone else.

 

my last injury was....i dunno.


but on the subject of football video games, i plan to get madden 2005 for my birthday. thats the one game i always get every year. last summer up to around christmas time i had played 8 seasons with the vikings and michael bennett had 20,000 yards after the 5th season. this year im going to be the falcons, mike vicks the man.

no super bowl wins tho. im such a loser, ive never won the super bowl in any madden game. i guess i fold under pressure or something, haha

 

Of course! Do you think I'm some kind of sick bastard?

 

i fell from my bike when i was descending.

 

Ouch, damn. Did you get all scraped up and bloody? That's never good, you know?

 

I only got ESPN because it was $20, and I can't afford Madden yet. But I plan to rent it. As great a game as ESPN is, it cannot even come close to touching Madden's franchise mode.

 

i'm getting Madden 2005. its so much sicker than 2004. can't wait to get it.

 

Today, I cut the corner of my mouth while licking an envelope at work.

Corner-of-mouth paper cuts suck. >.<

 

Storyline Central does look fucking sick.

Are you getting the Collector's Edition for ten bucks more?

 

mouths suck too.....sometimes

 

i dunno...you think its worth the extra $10?

i might, i just gotta be careful on what i spend, i still need to get books for school.

 

At first I thought it was worth it, but I've decided it really isn't. It's just a bunch of videos that I would only watch once, really.

 

i just went and read what it was all about and i probably wont get it cuz i'll probably just watch the videos once.