I really need some ass

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by madcrappie, Dec 21, 2006.

  1. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    Im having dreams of ex girlfriends, very intense sexual dreams....... not good.

    what should I do about my dilemma?? and no hooker's ass.....

    its been awhile :nopity:
     
  2. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    mamammaaasturbate?
    got any horny female friends?
    could try your luck at the bar, aka std roulette.
    there are of course dating sites, but most folks are looking for an actual date, aside from shit like adult friend finder (somewhat sketchy and requires payment to contact folks if I recall correctly)
     
  3. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Ryan, I think this is the first time I've witnessed you in the L&S forum.. I've been feeling rather frisky myself lately. Hmm.
     
  4. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    maybe Ill whore myself out to the local church goin women

    yeah ihmurra, bar scenes are exactly that..... std roulette......

    and jen, thats probably true, I usually dont make it this way, I must be really frisky myself. heh.
     
  5. Zanarkand

    Zanarkand Member

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    Well seeing as you don't really have anything to lose, why not ask out the cute girl at your job, or in your class, or you see all the time at the grocery store, or the bank teller (my father asked a bank teller out... and made ME!!!!). Go for it, the worst they can do is say no.. or give you a fake phone number...
     
  6. RawAndNatural

    RawAndNatural Member

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    I'm in a drought also. Sadly I've gone up to 2.5 years twice, without sex. It's been about 3 months now, before that it was a year. I'm not all that unattractive or unintelligent either, but I'm a bit quiet.
     
  7. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    or give you herpes :D
    and even that has it's silver lining :tongue:
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    But alas......this may be your only option.
     

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