I hate the act of #2

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by nuttbakedgirl, Dec 25, 2006.

  1. nuttbakedgirl

    nuttbakedgirl Member

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    I hate the act of #2. The act of #1 is not as bad as #2, for the act of #2 involves such time consuming and mind-destroying things. As a female, #1 and #2 both entail (pun intended) the act of having to sit down. This is a cause for complaint.

    Human lives would be so much better if digested foods and drinks that have been consumed were done away with completely while inside of us. Does that make sense? No? Ok, here, let me give you the "whole picture of my thoughts on the inner workings of the human digestive system" (that's from a line in the last the last episode of 'Three's Company', no?)

    When humans, or all living things for that matter, eat or drink, that should be the end of it, no? Wraped up in a delicious package, yes?

    Enough of this bathroom nonesense. Poor little kids, they must face up to it from day von. (One, but said in a German (uh oh!) accent!))

    And teenagers! God, they are lost! All lost! No way out! No way back to innocense! Only foreward to conformity! Conformity of being an adult, that is! (Or "Hills, that is".)

    It looks at me. Good day.
     
  2. prismatism

    prismatism loves you

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    :D if i had a printer and a bathroom i'd print this and hang it in my bathroom but i have neither so i shant be able
     
  3. ripple

    ripple Member

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    You might just be onto something here! No waste would mean less food needed, think about it - NO WORLD HUNGER.
     
  4. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I know its shit isn't it?
    S
    :horseshit
     
  5. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    yeah, but everything consumed should be returned to the earth, which it does in this way...........

    if you just ate or drank things, what would go back to the earth?????? living organisms would die right away because nothing would be replenished.
     
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