sjg used to, i'm sure probably still does, have a web site. they used to, haven't been there in ages, have a page called "warehouse 23". one of my favorite places to poke arround on the net when i couldn't think of anything else in particular i wanted to do, or felt the need for missing inspiration. had, once upon a time, when it first came out, the origeonal eddition illuminatus. the one with the little plastic case and you had to cut the little printed pieces appart yourself. that was also when i was living up there in oregon. 20 years ago. trip and a half. =^^= .../\...
most excelent!! speaking as a nerd myself.. <still plays d&d> you go on with your bad self! lol soooo 2 pins huh? do you still have two.. cause i would totally trade you one for say a piece of handmade hemp jewelery w your choice of bead colors.. or a hand crocheted beanie or tam... interested?? i would love to have one of those pins!
and now for the Fnord of the day.... "Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming." "Fnord is this really, really tall mountain." "Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten." there ya go.. its a three fer today.. after all its christmas.. happy holidays all!! *hugs*
I'm not sure what any of you are talking about, and I'm very sure you should not be discussing it yourselves.
and now... ladies and gents.. the Fnord of the day!!!!!! *hits applause button* drumroll please!!! "Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry."
here: i have conceded defeat to my laundry. socks like to run free, find a nest, and procreate. they will not, however, find their way into the laundry hamper. and i have to tell you, they're even less likely to match themselves and place themselves in the sock drawer. like human beings, when they mate themselves, they create a whole new sock, bearing little to no resemblance to the parents. i've also discovered that no matter what color clothes your daughter has, blue, red, yellow, orange, within six months everything she'll own is pink. preferably with sparkles, butterflies and unicorns. i've learned that a man is incapable of seeing a laundry hamper. dave is downright superstitious about putting clothing into the hampers when he does see them, fearing that his clothing will somehow shift into an alternate universe to be worn by someone undeserving of his stylish taste. i've learned that in order to avoid taking out the garbage, a man will strip himself down to his boxers the moment he walks through the front door. placing a laundry hamper directly in front of him causes him to go blind. he will drop his clothing right next to the hamper without ever having seen the hamper he tripped over. so far as he knows, the molecules of the floor jumped up to trip him. i've learned that favored pairs of jeans like to go on vacation. you'll wash absolutely everything in the house, but those jeans just no longer exist on this plane, they're vacationing in the azores or something. when they're ready to get back to work, they'll inexplicably reappear on a hanger in plain site. the same goes for the favored pair of black shorts your husband wears to his dodgeball games. i've learned that your favorite shirt will shrink without being washed. and if it's really pissed, it'll turn the dreaded washed-out pink, even if it was black to start with.
lol !!!! that is excelent i laughed so hard!! and its all so true too.... lol especially the part about men and their clothes on the floor fetish... thank you so much for sharing that with me!
I'm sure your husband has reminded you on a number of occasions that the hamper is a cesspool of germs, and could harbor a number of disases or various staph infections for up to a week. BTW: you wouldn't need a hamper if you did the stepford wife thing, and washed the clothes on a daily basis. Hotwater
lmao.. first off.. way to present your opinions as fact hotwater!! very good Fnord.. and second leave it to a male to think women should stepford themselves.. lol .. and third you could always wash your own damn clothes!
lol ya have to aquire a good sense of humor.. its hard to soar like an eagle when your surrounded by turkeys after all...
and now... for the Fnord of the day!!!!! *hits applause button* "Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots." " Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm." " Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients." there ya go folks.. another three fer.. it is a holiday after all! happy new years may it bring you peace and love..
well folks.. long time no Fnord sooooo.. here it is!!!!! " Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on."
