Where/How to have sex...

Okay, so this may seem like a very juvinile question here, but please roll with me. The g/f and I have hit a snag...her parents just got this extreme baby moniter for her 2 year old brother for Christmas, and this thing can pick up sounds in basically every room in the house, especially her room, right next door. So now, doing the deed is going to be next to impossible.... I need some ideas from you all on what we can do, because physicality is important to us, and we cant just never do it now. Plus she cant exactly just go to my house, being that we live hours apart. The car isnt an option, because theres just nowhere to go. he has a big walk-in closet, but its easily heard in the room next door, where her grandparents sleep. And we sure as hell arent going outside. So, please, are there any creative ideas out there??? Please help us!!! The main problem here is, she's a VERY "vocal" person... so keeping quiet just wont work for her, plus it takes away from everything.... Any thoughts??? Common, there has to be SOME way...

 

Welcome to my life. I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry. There's no way out from what I can see, and believe me- I know.

 

Butter you know me Im still routing for the car option.... theres LOTS of places to park.. but I guess Im also the girl that would think its kinda hot to get busted kinda... but not really.. lol.... as "gross" as this might sound.. the garage sometimes.. like I know my ex and I would camp out in the garage with a sleeping bag and stuff becuase it was far enough from any rooms.....but it can be kinda cold too LOL... ummmmm the bathroom at wal*mart LOL JK hahaha I dont know where that came from.. but good luck bud Im sure your crazy ass will find some way

 

That does indeed suck. You said you can't in the car but why? Just take it to a place where there arent alot of people and fuck her in the back. Or rent a hotel room..... NVM that it is 40 dollars. Yeah other then the car I got nouthin

 

places to park : old dirt roads... little league fields... behindm the electric company as long as its between say midnight and 5am lol... down by the lake... in a field.. etc etc... get creative..

 

Well, the car just wont work because of her parents...they're kinda protective, and they dont want us leaving at night and stuff. And for that same reason, a hotel wont ever work. lol

We thought about turning the tv on, but I just dont know if thats enough sound to drown it out...plus, I mean, that would be kinda odd, sex when the tv is on....

And May......you's crazy hahaha

 

well if her parents are that protective.. you might be S.O.L......

Im not crazy Im just horny ... it happens hahaha like right now but Mayshizzle is being a good lil gal and not going back to the ass hole..... and jsut dealing with not having sex... so atleast you have someone be thankful LOL

 

So we're screwed?! Oh please don't tell me that....come on people, think of something! Help us out! lol

 

Gag the bitch.

Or just turn the monitor off. Say you needed to bum the batteries for the remote.

 

music, not tv

basement, garage.... or one of you could, y'know, move out and get your own place

 

Wait until the parents are asleep and go to different places around the house, kitchen table, bathroom, anywhere you can have a bit of fun.
You could very very quietly turn the monitor off for a bit but make sure you put it back on after though

 

hotel room, friend's place, learn to have sex sitting up in a car... find some dark part of a park at night and lay out a blanket... the possibilities are excitingly endless

 

what if the two of you planned a camping trip or a road trip away together? i don't know if that's a possibility if her parents don't like her going out at night, but if it comes to that maybe you could go with a group of friends and spend some time alone during the trip? you could also offer to tell her parents an interary of your plans so they're not as worried, and take a cell phone in case you need to be contacted.

but i agree with the poster who suggested moving in together. i think you guys will need some kind of long-term arrangement to be able to have lots of sex together. even if the arrangement is just that you go away together every second weekend or something.

of course if you're really bold you could just explain that the baby moniter is preventing you from giving their daughter a good rogering, and could they please find a different way to keep an eye on their little one? or...if you're both really bold, just have sex anyway and don't care if they hear you! (i personally wouldn't do that though).

 

My dear sir, the solution to your problem is simple: pretend to have a fight.


See, you barracade the door, eliminating all possibility of anyone coming in to investigate.

Then, go at it.

While at it, scream as loud as you can "I CANNOT AGREE WITH YOUR POSITION ON THIS ISSUE!".

Then, have her scream back at you: "NO! NO WAY! FALSE! FALSE! YEAH! THAT's RIGHT!"

Then scream back: "NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

This is a plan that can work.....

(If not, then learn the ways of old and obstain, like a good gentleman.)

 

hahaha, amazing! i'm sure they'll have the best sex like that!

 

Is there an attic? A (finished) basement? A pantry? Is it a bungalow? If not, how can it pick up sounds downstairs? How about posting a floorplan, then you'll get some real answers

 

Go to a playground and climb up in one of those enclosed jungle gym things. Don't be a wus about the car option. Just go on an errand earlier. Like tell them you are going to blockbuster and have the movie already in the car.

 

Or actually go to Blockbuster and get it on in the parking lot.

 

You can come to my house and do it as long as I can watch and possibly join in.

 

yeah i would say turn on music and have her scream into a pillow. that muffles the noise. that works every time
you could take the car to a vacant parking lot of a local buisness, or if you live near a school of somesort, go there
or you could just do it in the car in the driveway once her parents are asleep
public bathrooms are cool, just make sure its locked
outside is pretty neat but you mentioned it's not an option, why is that?


and depending how devious you two are, you could sneak the car out for a bit
or she could tell her parents she's staying at a friends house and take her to a hotel (just make sure the friend is in on the plan)