pick up lines

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  1. katiechen

    katiechen Member

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    Make your own pick up lines and let the other members rate it from a scale from 1 to 10. ( 10 highest)
     
    katiechen, Dec 28, 2006
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  3. P_for_Platinum

    P_for_Platinum Member

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    Can I buy you a drink or would you rather have the cash?
     
    P_for_Platinum, Dec 28, 2006
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  5. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    I Am Folding Like A Man?
     
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  7. P_for_Platinum

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    Folding like a man? Please explain.
     
    P_for_Platinum, Dec 28, 2006
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  9. katiechen

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    I got my siggy.. yay.. thanks.

    My pickup line would be .. I wanted to be bad tonight, can I be bad with you tonight?
     
    katiechen, Dec 28, 2006
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  11. P_for_Platinum

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    How about this one: "What up, bitch? You like suckin' dicks or what?"
     
    P_for_Platinum, Dec 28, 2006
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  13. katiechen

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    I got a lonely hot dog and i would love to keep it warm between your buns
     
    katiechen, Dec 28, 2006
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  15. P_for_Platinum

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    "When are we gonna play Hide The Nazi?"

    I stole that one from Bad Santa.
     
    P_for_Platinum, Dec 28, 2006
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  17. Wicked Penetration

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    "Hey baby... I like every bone in your body... especially mine."
     
    Wicked Penetration, Dec 28, 2006
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    "Hey, if you don't want to wake up with me tomorrow morning we can always sleep in till the afternoon"
     
    revolution_time, Dec 28, 2006
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    I'm a rapper. How would you like to be one of my video hoes?
     
    Zanarkand, Dec 28, 2006
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  23. katiechen

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    hahaha. that one was so rude but cute.. OK time to rate the pick up lines people.
     
    katiechen, Dec 29, 2006
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  25. EazyE

    EazyE Senior Member

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    Did a piano fall on your face, or were you born THAT ugly?

    Nah, i guess that might not work lol.
     
    EazyE, Dec 29, 2006
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    hm.. thats not nice.. your definitely not getting into her pants tonight.. try something like this or along these line

    Are you a paino, i would love to play with u and make beautiful music?
     
    katiechen, Dec 29, 2006
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  29. P_for_Platinum

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    Hmm. "Are you a piano? Because I want to bust a nut on your face."
     
    P_for_Platinum, Dec 29, 2006
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  31. katiechen

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    hm. when did pick up lines get so rude.. lol
     
    katiechen, Dec 29, 2006
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  33. THE MIGHTY TOENAIL

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    i'm not fred flintstone, but i can still make your bed rock
    if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
    that dress looks very becoming on you. mind you, if i was on you, i'd be coming too.
    nice legs. what time do they open?
    i've lost my phone number - can i have yours?
    do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
    those clothes look great on you - mind you, they'd look better on the floor beside my bed.
    did it hurt - when you fell from heaven?
     
    THE MIGHTY TOENAIL, Dec 30, 2006
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  35. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Not really a "pick-up line", per se, but it could be used as one:

    Love me tender
    Love me sweet
    Wrap your lips
    Around my meat
    Watch me smile
    Watch me grin
    Watch my cum run down your chin.

    haha
     
    TopNotchStoner, Dec 30, 2006
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  37. katiechen

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    yeah that wasnt rele a pick up line but its cute...
     
    katiechen, Dec 30, 2006
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  39. Zanarkand

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    I rate this number 1
     
    Zanarkand, Dec 30, 2006
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