Dont smoke up your cat.

So. Im home from college and I was smoking in bed with my kitten who is now a cat. My kitten loves the ganj. She always curls up on my lap and lifts her face up to the hits and get's royally baked. She fell asleep on my chest all cute and snuggly so I decided to capture this cuteness on film and send a picture to my girlfriend. Bad part is, she was only asleep for like a minute tops! I didn't get a cute picture, and then the cat wakes up, stares me in the face and scratches my EYE! Haha Im amazed I captured this on camera.

Me: ripped. Cat: SLEEPING.


Me: Huh? Why you' wake kittie? Cat: Check yourself, lady.


Me: FUCK. MY EYE! Cat: Whats up now?


I don't know what got into her. She usually just sleeps, eats, and walks around slower than normal, purrrrrrs alot, just regular kittie stuff when she's baked. But shes running around my room knocking stuff over, gauging out my eyeball and rolling all over the floor.

So, BE WARNED fellow stoners, be careful when you smoke up your cats. Wear goggles.

 

lol

 

Attack of the stoner kitty!

 

meh

now if it were a german shepherd on the other hand...

 

My dogs hate smoke. They just sneeze.

 

Here is a somewhat relevant story. My dog bit my nose hard as fuck once because she was sleeping, and I knelt next to her bed to pet her. She was so dead asleep that I guess I woke her up, she got scared and instantly reacted to protect herself. Maybe since your cat was baked she didn't she just kinda nodded out for a second and maybe didn't process she was laying on you or something and got scared. Could of been any number of a million things.

I thought about smoking up my dog but I don't know I feel like its the wrong thing to do. I don't know if she'd enjoy it, and I love her too much to see anything bad happen to her, especially if it's my fault. Maybe I'm just a silly vegetarian.

 

Maybe the cat got paranoid and thought you meant it harm?

 

that is the greatest and best series of photographs on hipforums

pretty funny

by the way, you have a cute stoner face

 

Great series of pics!


I don't smoke up my animals, seems wrong, but I did have a kitten once, named Kitty (aren't I original? hahaha), that would get up on the arm of the couch when I was smoking a doobie and would put her nose right in the smoke coming off the joint.

I do get my cats high though, I give them catnip!

 

Classic pictures Your cat has one mean left hook.

Maybe she was trying to get you to go snag some munchies.

 

hahaha those pics are funny.. Its crazy that you actually got the picture right as she scratched you haha

 

dude me and my cat just got highhhhhhh, FUCK YEAH DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

 

Haha. Cats seem like that enjoy it sooo much because they just purr and purr and purr for hours on end. My cat and I smoked again today and she didn't attack this time thankfully!

 

I smoked up my room once with some friends and my cat keep putting its face by my mouth so I just let it and the cat got pretty stoned because usually it never lets u pet it and it just sat there purring its brains out and let u pet it.

My friend blew smoke into his dogs ear once because supposily it gets em' higher? but anyway, after that once hit, the dog played in the leaves for like half an hour and didnt realize it had a beard of leaves and it keep looking at us like we were aliens or some shit

 

my cat was shaking and jumpy, but then she WOULD NOT stop purring, my dad thought something was wierd with her, but he had no idea

 

lol sounds like fun..i wish i could have my animals with me when I'm at school ..that's the downside to living in a dorm..that and the whole I don't have a kitchen to cook in like i want to

 

Maybe your kitty got pissed off at you for waking it up? Initial physical response, to attack the first thing it saw? I don't know about you but being woken up is generally not pleasent, especially when one does not get enough sleep to begin with. Kitties generally sleep more compared to people. As a result, a kitties may get pissed off to get interrupted from their sleep even though they generally get more sleep then most people.

 

That shit is hilarious. I have been wanting to post on this thread since it was posted, but I have been unable to, due to problems with mods. I think it is amazing that you were able to snap the pic at the right moment like that. haha

I feel it is time to retell the story of Tom the kitten. He was a cool ass stoner of a kitten that loved to get stoned, and would even eat his owner's stash without "permission", I guess you could say. He used to get stoned and lay in our laps and just scratch at the air and just zone out and fall off furniture and stumble around. He would drink his entire bowl of milk, then sleep for a few hours. He is dead now

 

your poor eye. ha

 

I believe those were just frames from a movie she was making, but I might be wrong.

if those are pictures you took...good job ^_^