Got a Problem with not Getting Laid?

Definitely. Getting women drunk so that they will let you fuck them definitely won't interfere with your public life. Not at all...

Or at least not until one of them charges you with rape.

Yup -- in the US as well, if she is drunk, then she is not legally competent to give consent. Therefore, you can be charged and convicted of rape.

Posting on the internet about using alcohol as your M.O. really won't help your case either.

How pathetic of a loser are you that you think this is something to be proud of?

 

The problem, getting laid so offten. Hahahaha

 

Gettin' laid right now as I wwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrite this. Sorry.

 

whoever said "use of the phrase "getting laid"...absolutely right! God, theres not much less attractive in a male than that!

 

I saw a two page Smirnoff vodka ad one time. The left photo is in black and white, and shows a photo of a dynamite couple walking along this tropical resort beach. Caption is, "the vacation". The right photo is the same as the left, but in color. Caption is, "The vacation with Smirnoff."

They only have to do one thing with this ad. In the vacation with Smirnoff photo, take away the girl.
-- A message from Alcoholics Anonymous

 

Come on, Gerri. I bet you tell that to all the girls.

 

Wait until you are into your mid thirties, you won't be able to get it up, when you are drunk. Oh yeah, womyn love limp dick attempts at sex, by a guy who thinks he's horny. Nothing worse than starting something you can't finish. Oh, yeah, chicks dig that.

 

When a guy gets to a certain age, his memory is the second thing he loses. I forget what the first is.

 

LOL! He forgot he wasn't really horny?

Alcohol effects the erectile function of older men much more easily than younger ones (although even a 20 year old dude will have trouble getting it up, and too long time coming if he has had too much to drink) There is a theory that the more you drink over your lifetime the stronger the "limp biscuit" effect will be when you are older.

Beleive me, your 30s will come sooner than you want to beleive they will.

 

Impersonal drunk sex sucks... Impersonal sex with real hotties in an orgy may be interesting, however. So long I'm not drunk and limp...lol.

 

drunk sex is terrible; you can barely feel anything at all!

by the way, drinking half a beer has been shown to actually make your erection bigger and harder than it normally is (due to alcohol's effects on the blood, i'm guessing). anything over that, however, will begin hinder your performance and degrade the sensation.

 

Wasteland said "If you have to do anything other than be yourself to get laid, cut it off."

I am being myself, and I've been celibate for 10 years....anyone got any more bright ideas?

No to these things---

Prostitutes-- for obvious legal and moral reasons;

Craigslist-- not one of those guys that is wired for one-night stands;

Bars, Coffeeshops, Bookstores-- because I have no game. After trying to stammer through an icebreaker, young girls (and women my age) look at me like 'a dog that's been shown a card trick,' to steal Bill Hicks' quote.

*Yes, I know about the whole 'rub one out' to get that odoriferous desperation stank you females can smell a quarter-mile away. Still doesn't matter. The young ones don't know what the hell I am talking about, and the ladies my age think that an eighteen-year old is hitting on them.

*I can talk to females. Married, or have a boyfriend/fiancee/lesbian lover? No problem! I can bullshit with the rest of them, about any and every topic. You're taken, and my psyche realizes so.

But be single, coy, and respondent to any male? That's where I go wobbly...

*People accuse me of having high standards. This isn't so. All I ask is for compatibility. This sounds mushy and lame, but why hang out with someone who you can't stand after two hours of talking--no matter how perfect her tits and ass are?

Yeah, a good number of men are saying "hit it and go", but where does that leave me? Another brick in her wall of naivete? Her loss for not working on her personality as well as her six-pack? I don't want to be another buttress in her argument about how shallow men are--and to think of it, the men who participate in that behavior are just as shallow as her beauty is.

And that's why I guess I am still celibate. I honestly don't give a shit one way or another at this point in my life. Sex isn't a necessity, but I would be damned to say if it isn't a gorilla dwelling in the room that is everyday life.

 

If the girl is drunk then her consent isn't legitimate so I wont do anything with her.

 

Heh, Heh, yeah vodka does work wonders, it's amazing what a vodka martini will do!





Bustramp

 

hummm I'm thinking he means Vodka makes 300 pound cows look like porn stars....

 

I don't drink much, and even then, I get more beer than sex. I'll give up on sex for now and stick to beer.

I don't go for one niters anyway, and if I jump in bed with someone, I hope I get something that lasts.

 

BS. yes means yes unless she is passed out.

 

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You are so right! Drunk sex with someone you love can be fun though...My boyfriend and I got wasted on New Year's eve, and brought in the New Year right!

 

I dont like drunk sex all that much.

Although this year i was lucky enough to participate in a drunkish 3some. it was alot of fun and none of us were wasted or anything just a few drinks.