pick up lines

hhehe

 

God wants you to suck me off!!!

 

I give a 1 to all of them

Any self respecting girl won't fall for a cheesy pick up line.

does anyone actually use them? seriously?

 

Those two get a 10 from me. lol

 

The best pick up line is eye-contact and a timely compliment, really. Then the body does the rest.

 

Call the 'victim' a Babe-raham Lincoln

 

Good line:
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to fuck me.
Better line:
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

1.Hellllo Lady, Pigpen said it was alright! And if your mother dont like it tell her to write to the congressman-Pigpen

2. Hey wanna go to the gun show? The gun show?, Yea the gun show in my pants!

 

a perfect ten. flawless.


"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"wanna get some pizza and fuck? .. what, you don't like pizza?!?!"

 

Best pick up line of all time...

'I caught you a delicious bass'

 

A friend of mine uses quite a unique one.......He just asks the girl what her name is, and after she tells him, he comes back with: "NO WAY!!! You can't be serious....You know I have your name tattooed on my ass?" And if the girl "bites" then he proceeds by pulling down his pants and showing her the tattoo on his ass. Which reads "Your Name"

Hey, do you wash your pants with windex? I can so see myself in them....

Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day long....

 

fuck me if im wrong, but isnt your name laura?


You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.


Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

I'm glad I got my library card cuz I'm checkin you out.



If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you.

I must be a light switch, cuz you're turnin' me on.

Do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Hey baby, you be my dairy queen and I'll be your burger king. You treat me right and I'll do it your way.

Do you believe in the here-after? Then you know what I'm here-after.

I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list

are you amish? (if she says no...) ... well can i call you sometime then?

you know what? your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I noticed you noticing me, and I thougt I should notify you tat I noticed you too.

If you were a new burger at McDonalds, you would be called the McGorgeous.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you.

Excuse me, I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investagators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Is your name Gillette?...because your the best a man can get.

 

I'm gonna have to remember that one....one of the few cheesy lines that I can see myself using.

 

"Do you know the difference between sex and a roast beef sandwich?"

Wait for answer.

"No? Want to have lunch?

 

I Would say Jennifer Aniston if she was in her early twenties. She was proper hot back then

 

when a girl says "bye, have a nice day" to you say with a serious face. dont talk to me like that, i dont even know you and your already ordering me around.. then she will laugh, then you tease her some more.. then you get her number and then uv got her in the sac and you hump like rabbits, the end :applause:

 

"Hi (reach out for handshake, kiss girls hand) you smell like diamonds."
"What do Diamonds smell like?"
"They smell beautiful."


"Hi my name's Chris, I'm hung like a 3 year old boy."

"Hi my name's Chris, I hope you have low self-esteem."

"Hi my name's Chris, I hope you're as drunk as I am."

"What should I make you and your daughter for breakfast tomorrow?"
--said it to a 55 year old woman last St. Patty's day.

Enjoy and goodluck.

 

can i buy you a drink......or would you prefer the orgasm to start

 

you people are hilirious....

hey, I am a women. I need a man..you got a man in those pants for me?