hahaha... "You're ugly, but you intrigue me"... got that off a friend lol. he never has much success with it
I wrote this top ten list during the trial of famed allergist Dr Greineder who was found guilty of murdering his wife mabel at morses pond in wellesley, massachusetts -originally posted on the court tv message board. Dr. Greineder’s Top Ten Pickup Lines 10) Babe you send me right into anaphylactic shock 9) Did you know Motel-6 has hypoallergenic beds? 8) Bartender I’ll have a vodka and give the lady an antihistamine 7) I’m holding clinical trials tonight at my place 6) Are you allergic to latex, I’m not 5) Have I ever treated you for a yeast infection? 4) Ever do it in a sonic shower? 3) In various internet chat-rooms they call me Dr. Love 2) Did I tell you, I’m lactose tolerant? 1) Did you say $450 dollars for a 1½ hours bitch Hotwater
The word of the day is "legs," now lets go back to my place and spread the word.. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do you want to do lunch? If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Hey, excuse me, whats the time? Oh, so dont you think its about time to get to know each other???? HAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
heh some of these are good, must try them for the laugh. hows about: 'fancy going halves on a bastard?' or 'you dont sweat much for a fat bird' both winners, how could they fail.
a friend of mine used "Fuck me if i'm wrong but isn't your name Yolanda?" and it worked for him but the problem is that it was only on this forum and they are on oposite sides of the globe
I thought these were really funny..... your like a light switch, you always turn me on. Hi! im the new milkman, do you want it in the front or the back? Ill give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.
Listen here, I have the entire dictonary tattooed on my dick, why dont you let me put some words in your mouth
