What we learned in 2006!

(1) Without fail, your boyfriend will want you to take a facial after you've just washed your hair.

 

2) Eat a girl out BEFORE you fuck her with a spermacide condom

 

(3) She wants to have anal sex, she just doesn't want to have it with YOU!!

 

(4) Hot wax and cold steel pair nicely; tequila and hot wings don't.

 

In other words, 2007 is gonna have to be better than 2006! :&

 

(5) Face it old man, at 25, you are just too old to be going to college parties....

 

(6) love has to be given selflessly
(7) love doesn't nececerally = a relationship that will work
(8) seducing the teacher is fun!

 

(9) Friends and family matter
(10) You shouldnt give a fuck what anyone thinks of you
(11) Career is a load of shit
(12) Money is a load of shit
(13) Don't worry about the future and do what you enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

** 13 is my favourite lesson in 2006, as I've just enrolled for uni and feeling freer than ever, because I'm following my heart and doing what I love.