Tribute!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Cuey, Jan 3, 2007.

  1. Cuey

    Cuey Member

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    I want to tell you all a story that goes a little something like this:

    Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,...
    we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
    All of a sudden,
    there shined a shiny demon...
    in the middle...
    of the road.
    And he give us some weed and said:
    "Roll the best joint in the world,
    or I'll eat your souls (wisper:Souls)."

    Well me and Kyle,... we looked at each other,
    and we each said...
    "Okay."

    And we rolled the first thing that our fingers rolled,
    Just so happened to be,
    The Best joint in the World,
    it was The Best joint in the World.

    Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
    One and one make two,
    two and one make three,
    It was destiny.

    Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
    When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
    and the grass doth grow oooh

    Needless to say,
    the beast was stunned.
    Whip-crack went his whippy tail,
    And the beast was done toking
    He asked us:
    "(snort) BE you angels?"
    And we said,
    "Nay.
    We are but men
    smoke on!!!!"
    Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,
    Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

    The joint I am smoking now is not The Greatest joint in the World, No No!
    This is just a tribute.
    Couldn't remember The Greatest joint in the World, yeah,
    No!
    This is a tribute, oh,
    To The Greatest joint in the World,
    All right!
    It was The Greatest joint in the World,
    All right!
    And it was the best mother fuckin' joint,
    The Greatest joint in the world!

    Allllllright!
    'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
    (Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)
    Fligu wene mamamana Lucifer!
    (Mene) (LUCIFER)!
    (guitar solo)
    And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
    the joint we smoked on that fateful night it wasn't actually
    anything like the joint I am smoking now!

    This is just a tribute!
    You gotta believe it!
    And I wish you were there!
    Just a matter of opinion.
    Ah, fuck!
    Good God, God lovin' ,
    So surprised to find you can't stop me.(scat)

    O hallelujah I'm found! Rich motherfucker compadre aaaaah!
    All right!
    All right!

    And yes in case you were wondering I am stoned as fuck right now, smoke on dudes!
     
  2. Flowers In My Hair

    Flowers In My Hair Spontaneous Joy

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  3. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    hells ya
     
  4. seaweedyness

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  5. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    that is the funniest song ever. i love it
     
  6. Cuey

    Cuey Member

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    Lol i must of been so fuckin stoned when I did that! :punk:
     
  7. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

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    that song is awesome
     
  8. Dazed-Jamie

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    Tenacious D man, some of the best stoner music out there.

    well, some of the best New stoner music at leastt
     
  9. seaweedyness

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    did you guys see the movie Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny? if you havent you should.
     
  10. Cuey

    Cuey Member

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    is it good?
     
  11. J311Mann

    J311Mann Member

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    i Havent seeen the whole movie, but i have youtubed his mushroom trip in the woods, lol.
    hes climbin the tree sayn hes flying. haha.
     
  12. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    I heard that the movie was stupid unless you were trippin or some shit.
     
  13. seaweedyness

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    haha yes the trip seen is the best :)
     
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