Help naming a bong!

My girl and I cannot figure out what to call this bad boy. Due to its sniper rifle type shape, and the fact that it kicks megatons of ass, I wanted to call it the Positron Rifle. My other half disagrees. Any bright ideas?

You can't tell from the picture, but its like 2.5 - 3 feet long. Its huge!

 

call it "the redeemer" because in unreal tournement that was the name of the gun that killed you in one hit... and that thing looks like it would kill me in one hit

 

^ hahahahaha

 

I would call it the Big'un.


Or Jimmy. You can call any thing/one Jimmy.

 

^ my ex boyfriends name is jimmy.. ew hahah

 

That thing looks like a cannon.

 

dave

 

For some reason, it makes me think of a mannatee, or however the fook you spell that shit.

Call it "Tri-Pod"

 

name it "K-Fed"

 

lol, thats awsome. I have an ex-con friend named Jimmy.

 

K-Fed.... is that like Fed-X? I havent watched TV in like a year.

 

For some reason that blue color at the end and the orange remind me of Halo, name it Halo or something that has to do with Halo

 

i think i actually kinda like that.

 

call it the beast

 

dude all i know is that the cat in your sig is fuckin rad

 

Master Chief

 

the BFG Big Fucking Gun or Beware! Flaming Ganja

 

Good one, except BFG 420, for good measure.

 

call it little shaun

 

It actually looks like a penis, and even has testicles. Call it "Little Richard" because, as we all know, Dick is short for Richard.