I have a penis

there are many like it, but this one is mine.

 

finished your vodka then didcha?

 

I am nursing it....

 

Nursing it til what time..? What time zone are you in anyway?



Glad someone was around while I nursed my wine.

 

pacific time zone
nrsing it so I dont go get more

 

I've stolen crummy's penis
and I'm not returning it tilI get my ransom demand!

 

Great. Which means I've been screwed over on EBay again. Third "fake" Crummy penis in two weeks. Atleast they make great cat toys

Ever try Van Gogh Double Espresso Vodka? I'm not much for flavored alcohol at all, but that stuff is too damn good.

 

Are we expected to just believe you? With no proof? Let's see some pictorial confirmation.

 

OMG!!! I thought i was alone. I have a penis too!!! How do I nurse it???!!?

 

i don't have a penis (

 

I want one...for a day.


...I mean...my own..All mine...& I hope it snows out!

 

I have two penises!

 

Well, Quib, ya got me beat. I only have one.

But it makes up in what I lack.

 

Prove it :tongue:

 

Hmm ... PM me about that Kaleigh.

 

does anyone remember the song , 'detachaable penis ' ? where the guy has to buy back hisshmuck from a sidewalk vendor on st marks .

 

My penis bends at a rather sharp angle to the right. You don't know what that is like.

 

borrow one !
and dont get burned on bad ones.