whatever happened to that carnival feel ?........pubs actually smelling of ale .......good jukeboxes .......sawdust on the floor ..........arl fellas playing dominoes as well as playing with themselves .........good old fashioned stay behinds ........local nut job walking round drinking everones ale .......man playing banjo and everyone jiggin away ........bar maids with big thripenny bits ...............all we seem to get these days is ........no smoking at the bar ........mfuckintv ............or fuckin lets all sit their like fuckin zombies and watch horses running around carrying midgets in circles ........theirs probally more atmosphere in a fuckin graveyard than alot of pubs theese days ...........fuck it am off for a pint .
Yesssss, let it all out!!!!!!! I'm not sure about the social club reference of 'owld fellas' playing dominos, those wretched places with the queuing at the bar are a living nightmare, although you can always buy a cheap pint!
social clubs are cool man (all walks of life )bingo play yer cards right raffles cheap ale and meet some real characters have a dance and a good time
now that sounds like a good idea ........cornish spirit .....pint of scrumpy jack a cornish pastie and someone playing the fiddle arty:
Yeah pubs in cornwall are mad!! Kind of like the pubs in Lord Of The Rings with hobbits jumping up and down on the tables. Only in Cornwall.
chips yah pastys naw. guttrott. fukn guts killin hate pastys.should get you a proper punk ska or oi band. but yah jukeboxes r good if yer fucked out in ass. sawdust>. yer takin the piss i never saw any sawdust nowere.maybe dave or steve did. dave... did you see any sawdust?naw daves too busy buildin bridges to sumones arse.got his coat tho n its well warm.bluetins. them was blue. first they stabbin at each other. then oi oi im the yank stop fightin u fucks.then bein a proper dodgy yank i steered bankers hostelry rich cuntys to sum mates. well now.i would be deeply disapointed if u was to tell me you got boards with were the blood goes. a honkeytonk in london? yer shittin me.sawdust. yup fer easy sweeps.anyhoo i was happy to find brit folks were hella cunty. dodgy ugly violent thieves robbers mashers.takes all that to make proper music. i had fun i went to hospital. alot. mostly i blame certain beers n ciders. ciders fer sisters.you know a proper sister what wouldnt fuck with wione wasnt red. plus looks better. tesco 5 pound 2.5 liter. bam. thats yer reserve.what im on about? fuck if i know but i got a machine that makes stuff. oh yeah u want proper shit fer what u was sayin try new orleans baton rouge n other french nam,ed **** citys in states.im at myspace jonnydisaster. n if u want a drunk guide to fun american shit holler. i sleep ruff. but not today nice isnt it.people get nackered.
