-There are more letters than numbers. -All humans are taller than insects. -It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick. -Elvis Presley is really dead. -Boats can also go underwater like submarines but it's not good if they do.
Here's more then... -Paper comes from wood but if you plant paper it won't grow. -Soiled diapers cannot be recycled into food. -He may be called "Casper the friendly ghost" but if you try to assrape him, he can be a mean mothafucka. -If you have sex with a penis amputee that has a wooden shaft you might get splinters. -Mosquitos can't bark.
The ancients called the four great elements: Earth, air, fire, & water (I am reading off my triva pursuit cards)
Ain't this fun? -Monkeys like to eat bananas but never bring back the peel to get their 5 cents deposit money. -Not many people in Alaska make a snowman, put a cherry on top of it with caramel and eat it. -The pen maybe mighier but the sword ain't that bad either. -Birth is hereditary: If your parents never had kids, chance are you'll never have any. -If my ass was a lollipop and your tongue was toilet paper: you'd never have very good breath...
Here is more of my Infinite Wisdom for you mortals - -Dierheha can sometimes be caused by earthquakes. -The Pope has been dead for 5 years - if you look closely you can see the ropes when he says hi by waving his hand. -Michael Jackson used to be black but if you ask the black community they'll deny it. -I never had sex with Santa Claus. -Everytime a kitten has sex, a human dies.
More Divine Enlightment? -The whole Crusade thingie of killing, maiming, torturing, destroying countries was really a game of chess for me. -I also tie a little red string around my finger when I have to bring some milk home. -When a giraffe has a pain in the neck it's a real pain in the ass. -If you remove a teeth from a shark, it will always grow back because they need it for survival. If you castrate Bill Clinton, his testicules will grow back. -I have nothing to do with the missing socks in your dryer. The same thing always happens to me.
-Clouds are actually farts I make. -Hitler may have killed six millions jews but nonetheless he always had his mustache well-trimmed. -If drop your baby on the floor and kill it, the best thing to do is put it back where it was before and pretend you don't know anything about it. -He who has nothing, has nothing. -The fact that the milkman ejaculates white has nothing to do with his job.
Huh? Ponder this my child - more Divine Facts from papa. -Ducks are a very unhappy species - they cannot do the 69. -The Earth was actually square but when I saw how much effort Chris Columbus put into convincing everyone it was round, I thought to myself, what the heck, I'll make it round so he can have his 15 minutes of glory... -The biggest problem Eve ever had was saying to Adam that he was the way he was because of his mom. -I never wear anything made of cotton - I get some pimples from it. -Jesus used to be a topless dancer before he got into the business of religion.
I'm glad some of you enjoy these facts. -Trees usually grow taller than grass. -Most cats agree that they would like their canned food to be mouse-flavored. -More blind people will use the internet when they finally get brail screens. -If your girlfriend's clitoris is longer than your penis, you might want to ask her for her birth certificate. -Jim Carrey is computer generated.
