Should I spend New Years with you guys, or my wife?

Douche bags (yeah, thats my new word)

 

Masturbate through it.

Do what you do best.

 

yeah, I am too drunk and forget all about it to right now. eh.

 

i'd say both! snuggle the compy up beside the conjugial bed and share both options!

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Did you wank through it? Then you could say you'd been masturbating since last year....

 

excellent point, daisymae.

 

can't really remember what I did. in fact, I don't even remember making this thread. I was pretty toasted. It was a mad dog and miller night.

 

meh. i'm kinda bored with drinking right now. has anyone noticed that i'm just being a total shithead these past couple days? lol. fuck me, somebody, please. then watch my babies while i nap.

 

yeah, I'm pretty much done with drinking for awhile too. I've been drunk for almost the last month straight. case after case after case of beer. I'm just ready to hang it up for awhile and move on to bigger and better things

 

paint sniffing?

 

ass sniffing actually

 

ah. Broccoli fan?

 

yes.

 

then it seems you got it covered.

 

well, no. it smelled way worse than I imagined

 

did yer penis stiffen?

 

oddly, yes. but I restrained my hand from touching it. but the involuntary humping actions my hips made rammed it into a door and its had a slight bend in it ever since

 

slight? not what I heard.......

 

I'd want to spend it with my wife, you don't know how lucky you have it

 

I heard he can pee around corners...