How To Answer the Doorbell When Stoned (TELL ME!)

They dont give up man..

 

yea seriously...

next time im going to laugh when i dont call back Queta

 

I always open the door in my boxers with a huge boner... Hopefully it's a woman. That way, they don't even think to look at my eyes. They barely think, much less keep from ogling.

 

Bring a rifle to the door with you... You could have a needle in your arm and they wouldn't notice. Try and start a conversation, then pretend to be really suprised when they suddenly have more important things to do....

 

"the first thing I think about when the doorbell goes, is how im going to get rid of them"

-charles bukowski

 

fuck it, they probably get high too

 

I guess check if its cops --- if youre that kind of paranoid person..


aside from that.... just open the door...

seriously how much thought do you have to put into this??


its not like the girl scouts are gonna be like "THAT BOYS HIGH! LETS FIND A POLICE OFFICER RIGHT AWAY!!"

who the fuck can tell that easily anyways?

 

I just look who it is, if its some one i don't want to see me high i just don't open the door.

 

Hahaha... maybe it's because I live in BC and things are more laid-back here, but if army recruiters came knocking at my door, I'd probably just stand there until they stopped talking ('cause as soon as you open the door, they go on for about 5 minutes before you can even get in a "hello", never fails. haha) and stare right at them, and then just go "Uhh, heh... we are clearly not what you're looking for." What could they do, really? Haha. They're on your property as an unexpected visitor, not an officer with a warrant, and honestly, I really doubt they'd give a shit. They probably see plenty of it every day.

 

Lol is this actually a thread? "How to answer the doorbell when stoned"..... lol

 

Generally in that situation I would walk to the door, reach for the knob and open it. Fuck, it takes one to know one. Nine times out of ten they won't have a clue how high you are. It takes one to know one.

This thread reminds me of a night when me and a couple friends smoked about a quad in one sitting out of a bong and tried to call dominos. First one of my friends tried to make the order and just started laughing too hard to say anything and hung up. So I had to call back and make the order myself.

 

Hahah, a couple friends decided to harrass the Panago workers once. We were drinking beer (just had a few, not much) and we had eaten funky fungus and smoked a lot, soo... we got a little bored.. and hungry.
One of them called, and the conversation was like - "Yeah, can I order a pizza?" "Umm, okay. What do you want on it?" "Uhhh, umm, hang on... can I call you back?!"
A few minutes later, her sister called back. "Hey, I want a pizza." "Okay, what kind?" "Large, uh... NO Hawiian, maybe some cheese and... hey guys, what else? Just cheese? Yeah, I guess, just cheese." "Okay, that'll be $____ (I don't remember)." "What? Fuck! Hey, do you guys have any money? Okay, you can bring the pizza whenever."

Haha. The "no Hawiian" thing came from us talking about how gross we all think Hawiian pizza is. The money thing came from the two of them not having money and not knowing that I was gonna pay (even though I told them to call and order and I'd pay) haha.
One of our friends ended up delivering, and we begged him to sit and smoke a joint with us but he was like "No, no, I can't, I just gotta go back and sweep the floors and then I'm free, I'll come back" haha.

 

ive had people say the most fucked up stuff to me on the phone while at domino's... people try to be sexy sometimes lol its hilarious. this one time some chicks came into domino's topless and drunk trying to get free pizzas. i've had phone calls from regular customers that are at least 3 different parts, where they have to phone back and forget their order and have a bad credit card and are basically total idiots. lol, its fun

 

Lol, that's great. Well, your story reminds me of a time when I wanted to order a pizza from Opie's. So I called the operator and said, 'Hey man can I order a pizza?' And the dude was like, 'this is the operator.' And it was the funniest fucking thing. My friends and I laughed for about fifteen minutes. And I called the operator back, but I couldn't even figure it out. It was silly.

But the only people who knock on my door or friends or family. Which it's not good to be stoned with the fam knockin on the door.

 

with all of that pizza man talk, i have to share this story

I was at my friends and we always do the 5-5-5 deal when we are ripped so all three of us have a full pizza to eat (usually finish about 5 slices haha)

And one time, I was voted to answer the door and pay.. They gave me the money and I was reciting what to say because I was really scared. He knocked and I handed him the money and he gave me a pizza.. And told me I should watch out because there are cops in front of his house. I was so afraid I sprinted to the basement and gave everyone the pizza and told them about the cops.. It was a blatent lie and everyone thought I made it up lol.

 

if its obvious ur high and its some1 u dont want to see you high or some charity person u dont wanna talk to dont open the door unless its cops of course

 

When warrant officers came up to my door my sister thought they were Johova Witness(sp)...and shut the door on them. Until they showed their badges, luckily I was in school and got arrested in front 2500 kids instead.

 

I live in the worst part of Jacksonville Florida, it's only the 15th and we allready have 12 murders, all on my side of town. I answer the door with a 16 guadge double barrel shot gun. Fuckers about 4 foot long, very intimidating. I wouldn't wana get shot by it, tear you to peices kevlar or not.