The Color Brown is tademarked by UPS!

No kidding! I was checking on something I ordered and I went to the UPS site to track it. Look what I saw at the bottom of the screen!

"UPS, UPS brandmark, and the Color Brown are trademarks of United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All Rights Reserved."

I had no idea you could trademark a color. Is that fucked up or what?

 

"The Color Brown is tademarked by UPS!"

There's simply too much tademark going on these days.

 

thats is stupid, i wanna trademark something...
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I've got dibs on mauve!

 

I'm going to trademark verbs... people use them all the time.

 

Well in a way you have. No one else can use your screen name. Not only that no one could pull off the adorableness you posses with a name like FunkyPhreshMama.

 

I trademark red white and blue....if your flag gets ripped off your car, that was me and be happy you aren't getting sued.

 

Stop using verbs seamonster... that'll be $82.50

 

I get chocolate milk! lol

 

ok....uhhh


you paypal? or I .....money order?

 

Its cool, dont worry about it buddy. I'm still waiting for the patent to go through... damn lawyers.

 

They can trademark their particular shade of brown. (though, who'd wanna?) Car manufacturers do it all the time.

 

I just noticed that there is no brown color for hip forums text.

 

Don't the gays have purple though? I'm scared...

 

hmm.. soo am i not allowed to wear that colour brown?

 

Yeah, if you go to the can and your shit is brown, you might wind up in jail... You humans complicate things all the time...

 

God, cant you do something about this? Like change the color of our shit or something?

 

What color should I make it?

Geeze, UPS is gonna sue me now? You organ bags really piss me off at times... I try to run a nice legitimate business this comes up now???

 

its not everyones fault....damn the UPS workers to hell.


how about yellow and orange? i dont think those are trademarked yet

 

I trademark the username 'soulrebel51', you owe me big money asshole
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