god, im retarded

you rock god, i am so converting now

 

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves

 

hahahahahaha!!

 

Lynsey, I've always wondered, why don't they have boxing in the Special Olympics? If these events are in need of funds, they could make money with a boxing program - I'm sure that people would pay to see to crazed retarded athletes knock the shit out of each other. And where is fencing in the Special Olympics, just give them some swords (foils) and let them lose.

 

I was, but not anymore. if God says something it must be true, right?

 

holy shit, my stomach hurts from laughter! hahahaha! you guys rule

 

Well, to one farmer I gave one seed. To another I gave 100. The one who had one seed came up with one beautiful tree. The one who had 100 seeds came up with two trees. Boy, was I pissed at that guy - shouldn't he had come up with 100 trees?
So, these retards, they do what they can with what they have. While, some people who are bright, do shit with their lives. When they croak and come up here, there's gonna be some serious ass kicking...

 

oh my god.....hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Look guys, you know that I love you and all that shit, but allow me to be a little more clear on this topic.

I made the sky, planets, hula-hoops, ect...

Now, this is my Will. AND...my Will be done...

You scumbags are part of nature - I know that this phrase can be debated but in the original Divine Plan, you were part of nature. Mom Nature and I talked a lot and settled it that way.

When nature (birds, foxes, ect...) have a retard (bird won't fly, fox won't hunt, ect...) Mom Nature has dictated that the mom let's the fury fucker croak. It may sound mean but she won't always be around and each must carry it's weight. If you look around, there's no welfare system for the buffalos, wild cats, ect...

So it should be with you guys. Retards should be left on the hospital bed after the birth to die. I know that you guys are smart though - you could always made dog food with them or something - specially these days when you're so keen on recycling...

I think that this covers the topic.

Questions?

Dad.

 

that was a little too far...

 

no, it couldve gone farther. i wish it wouldve.



what the hell was this thread started for???? haha

 

I can see where lyns is coming from, but when I say retarded, i am never talking about real mentally challenged people..

i am talking about people who are just dumb, ya know...

 

I'm glad were setting things straighteth here.

 

yeah, it has gone a bit too far.

 

I can think of 5 different threads I was going to use that word in but I stopped myself. Then I was searching for a different word..idiot, no..dumb..no...stupid..no..I came up with crappy.

I hear exactly what Lynsey is saying and I feel the way she does. I would be crushed if I called someone a retard out of joking and there was someone who really was retarded sitting right there. Even if they don't understand me chances are they are with someone who would.

God-I like your tree story. That was hilarious.

 

Does it say anywhere in the Bible not to call retards "retards"? Well, maybe it does, I just don't remember... I'll have to consult my lawyers... Like I said though - what will we call them? And then, this will bring upon the humans chaos - coordinated challenged person will be the 10 year old who throws your daily newspaper through your window instead of on the porche...ect... Believe me mortals, calling a retard "retard" will benifit the greater good - BUT, I am open to suggestions too... If you wanna call them fruitcakes, unrented cranial space, ect...

 

persons with disabilities, kids with special needs

 

That too...

BUT -

Then we'll have to call gay people "herero challenged people"???

 

silly goose, God doesnt listen to retarded people...

 

no-because being gay does not require special accomadations from society and is not considering a disability.