amazing weed substitute

i'm sure many of you guys have times when your dry and are lookin to get high but just can't get any shit. I was havin one of those times recently and i found out a safe, AWESOME way to get high that costs nothing. First of all, i had known for a while that if your hair is tested, it can show every drug you've ever done. So me and my friends cut off some of our hair, balled it up and packed it into the piece. It burns wicked clean and it gets you high! We were basically smoking all the drugs we've done. A better way to smoke your hair though is to freebase it, you can look up how to make a free base pipe on the internet. Hope i helped some of you kids out.

stay high!

 

ass hair works best so next time u feel like smokein hair try that out

 

pfff...sacrament... clearly pubes work the best, everyone knows that.

 

Dude, not if you have facial hair, 'cause then it catches all the smoke and stuff so it's obviously the best. DUH.
(Too bad I'm a girl and can not grow facial hair. Dammit. But I'm still practicing... haha.)

 

Yo I just tried this and it was some fire ass shit!

 

Haha, this reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons where they burn all the weed, and the hippies crowd around the burn pile so they throw on a shitload of hair (barber floor sweepings).
...or when I dropped a (lit) roach on my dog's head and couldn't find it until I smelled burning hair. That's what he gets for sleeping between the couch and coffee table.

 

whoaaa... niice idea!!
i just tried it, and damn.. i am SOOO stoned.

 

i tried it, and i didnt get high... what did i do wrong? i only smoked 1 bowl, maybe i need more.

P.S. the hair smoke tasted great!

 

I heard if you dip it in bleach it gets you 10x higher.

 

Oh, totally... or sprinkle some Ajax or Draino or something on it. Tastes way cleaner, too. :drool:

 

Draino!! wow, i never would of guessed. haha

 

Where is this satire coming from? Did someone come up with a dumb idea like this or is it just time for the monthly silly thread lol

 

every now and then i like to make up a load of bull and see who believes it. Thanks for going along with it guys....no ones going to believe it now.

 

omG wht r rru talkn aabboouuttt?? i just tried i an wooooaaHhhh fuck man i wish i had mor ass hair =(

mmMMm ball sack trimmings

 

U GUYS R ALL FAGGz0RZ11!!!1. I TRIED IT AND IT DIDNT WORK AT ALL IT JUST TASETD LEIK SH1T!! i hate ua ll so badxorx SO LAME#21!@

 

are you lot stupid, dont u know drugs especially thc stay in piss for ages, so vape that, ive done plenty of times, and if u drink only ornage juice for the day the high will be zesty

 

i prefer filleng a bong with piss then packing the bowl with my hair. works amazzing! gets me nice and fucked up

 

i especially love the smell of the burning hair.

 

what noones ever eaten yummy hair brownies? ya'll r missing out..

 

way better than weed