so i arrived home from school today, and my mom said ok...time to pee into this cup. my heart sank and thought "o shit". so i grabbed the cup and tryed to keep my face as undepressed as possible. i walked up to my room and my mind was racing because i knew if i didnt think fast, i would be fucked. it would ruin everything, because she caught me in st. lucia with around a quarter, and i smoked everyday on that trip. so then a lightbulb went off in my head, i remebered hipforums. bleach in the piss was the advice i had seen before. so i scoured through the cabinet in my bathroom and there was a pile of gold, it seemed. toilet cleaner with bleach. so i dropped a few drops in the cup, pissed in the toilet, then scooped the diluted piss up in the cup. i went down and handed the cup to my mom and went back up to my room. the she yelled out my name. "o fuck" i thought. then she yelled up again "good job staying clean, keep up the good work. close call i should say.
Glad to hear it all work out, if you didnt have that bleach you woulda been fucked. If i came home from school and my mom gave me a piss test, i wouldnt be able to piss because it would all be in my pants. Id be scared as hell.
already tried that...it didnt work. this is the 3rd one that iv had for her and iv passed all of them so far. she tests me every month, but i am very sneaky
there are a few different kinds of urine analysis drug tests. the cheapest ones are litmus based tests that measure the ph of your piss (pot makes your piss more acidic). diluting your urine and adding the SMALL amount of bleach neutralizes the piss and the litmus paper would read normal. ones done at home, and for most employers are this type. other, more expensive ones actualy anylize the chemical composition of your piss and if you tried the bleach (or any other additives such as tommy chong's urine luck [better than bleach]) they would show up and you would be screwed. This is the kind you get from the penal system if you're on probabtion, or if your parents really wanna pay to take you to the doctor's office to get you tested. as i mentioned before, these are more expensive, requiring lab time n' all, along the lines of $200-$300 so there ya go.. be smart if it ever happens to you again you will be prepaired just always have a stash of whatever you used and do the exact same thing whenever you cleared it. oh shit... i forgot the more expensive litmus test can determine the bleach meathod, by seeing if your piss is too basic... you can still do the bleach thing, but just add SMALL amounts like just one small drop
for a quicker, easier access way to put bleach in your piss for the next time that happens...just empty a bottle of eye drops, fill it with bleach(mark it of course, so you wont put bleach in your eyes) and then just put like two drops into your piss...it works!!
