if i had female equipment i'd call my 'lower deck' gertrude. oh and p.s. that was my first ever post on here! hi! lol
Mike who? My wife shaves hers (well uses the proprietory creams etc). so if she misses doing it, and the stubble grows back, she calls it her "Japanese" (No offense meant to any race colour or creed here folks!! ) She calls it her Japanese,... as in "Japanese Motorbike"! (That's an "Itchyfanny" ...if you hadn't already guessed.
what i call mine depends on my mood i suppose... m'doodah, m'china, m'ladygarden, m'noonoo or just plain ****... are the first that come to mind... i think i like ladygarden and **** the best...
Mine is my **** unless I'm talking to my doctor , then it becomes my vagina, similarly my tits become my breasts