Anti anti-abortions...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Aug 24, 2004.

  1. -GOD-

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    If you have an abortion it's wrong - I don't want you to kill.

    If you masturbate - what do you do with the baby-juice? If you flush it you're killing a human life.

    -er-

    If you eat food, you're killing - unless it's an apple that falls from a tree - in which case, I defend you of eating.

    You could always eat a tomato if it falls. The problem is that you have to get there. While walking, you could take away a life if you squash an ant or some grass.

    If you scratch your ass you liable to also kill a virus - which - is alive - which means you're sinning. Scratching your ass can lead you to hell...

    I gotta review these laws a little... Till Christ's second coming, I suggest you don't move, sneeze, blink...
     
  2. Jannes

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    so basicly we are all serial killlers.

    Lets have a party
     
  3. -GOD-

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    My son,

    The death of one is the death of all. Love one another - not TOO much but love one another. Ain't I Celestial or ain't I?

    Dad.
     
  4. xPi

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    I love you, -GOD-!! You're absolutely hilarious. :)
     
  5. -GOD-

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    I don't want to - my Divine Intuition tells me it's not nice.
     

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