What Is Random?

Especialy when the sun contracts like my mother's elbow. The steeginhurps wongle as I have never suspected!

 

A bird shit on my foot today.

 

Guessing that iPod's journey sucked, I told it that cranberry sauce it an excellent remedy for having a dog sewn to your watermelon. The intoxication of the berries will effect the blanket for 5 moons.

 

I'm sittin at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in a trailerpark
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car
And I crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

 

Oh dear the deers dead! I'm sorry but I love eating the leftovers. May I discuss this fiend with your door?

 

So this used car saleswoman, she decides that ice is the key to selling cars. I mean she goes nuts, freezing high end cars solid in a brick of ice.
But then she meets a guy selling fiberglass dog shelters, and all the sudden she starts preaching about gas mileage. I mean...WTF!!!!!

 

i fucking love to make pancakes, i've been making them real lately lately like around 2 or 3 in the morning i'll need to make some pancakes and i'll go downstairs and i'll make just one pancake...cause i'm not gonna eat alot of pancakes...but of course you have to have maple syrup on em...oh god how i love sublime :
i missed my class...not like i wanted to skip it, just like i thought it was tomorrow and was all set up for it, but apparently it was today, this makes me so sad, it was the first day back to class too
did some one mention buffalos? aren't they extinct? poor buffalos..and now yesterday is play, it's so sad...this song always reminds me of the last unicorn, has anyone seen that movie? i grew up on that movie
i've watched it so many times the vhs turned black and white..more of a sypiatone actually but theres like no colour left in the movie..so my friends bought it for me on dvd
i could go on but i won't...it's hard to type so much, hurts my hands..this is not a proper desk.../..

 

holy shit! i was wondering why my ass hurt till that frozen can of peaches started nuzzling my redbone.we found out where the redfern grows n ate 15 stale tampons, im still not sure who stole my midget porn but tostadas and dutch grrls sound great.oh yeah never shove the flat end of a spatule into your oven. they said wear gloves but ultra ribbed spermicidal sounded fine.

 

I burn human body parts in the park because I am out of firewood and nothing else will keep the fire going. I'm cold and these fookin arms and legs just aren't producing a big enough fire to keep me from freezing to death. Fookin blood keeps puttin the fire out, man. I hate this shit. Oh well, at least I will have some well-done meat to feast on.

 

Apparently, I'm mentally disturbed

 

apparently. :tongue:

 

gg alin. yeah you feed steak to a cow fer a week n get u a gold plate. cannibal cow poo! wish i worked at a restraunt im such a brilliant chef. chorizo cannibal cow poo n eggs on a gold plate. gold state license plate! yes yes penn state pen food.we can make the plates we can make the poo! but how will we get a cow in here? lets substitute a tranny for cow n cuttup another tranny! yes yes transdimensional cannibal cow plops!