I have a new addiction

Unfortunatly, I will have to tickle it out of you. Sorry about that. But I promise I will be nice about it.

 

Is it heroin?

 

BINGO!


Yahoo Poker!

Texas Hold Em.


E wins .... some E!


If anyone else like s to play PM me, we can cheat.

 

dave plays at party poker. loves it. didn't see him for months.

 

Ah damn. And I was going to guess you decided to stalk mounties, hunt moose, and harvest maple syrup.

 

mines still kj as it has been for some time now

 

i have an old one .....

 

me too, i play at golden palace poker.

 

mines still you

 

BaBiEs!

 

Shitt.... I was hoping Fitzy was right and it was crack...

CRAAAAACK.

 

crack is a good addiction to have

 

I'm addicted to the classic board games CD Rom I got out of a cereal box.

I am awesome at Parcheesi

 

I think poker is taking over the world. I wonder who invented it. I bet that woman is very very rich. Possibly dead, but very very rich.

 

do you ever get so addicted you have to masturbate while playing because you don't make any other time for it?

 

I have to play the game, eat, masturbate, and poop all at the same time.

 

thats a hardcore addiction. On a side note, do you ever use one of your turds as a dildo out of desperation?

 

No, but that's a great idea...

 

Might I suggest either freezing it first, to make it hard, should it be too soft for any use, or baking it like a cookie, also to make it hard, and giving it a warming sensation. Of course, should you just happen to shit out a really hard turd, then just use that. Me though, I eat enough laxatives to keep my crap at the "squirts" level at all times, because who wants to be in a situation where someone says, "Would you squirt shit all over me please?" and only have solid turds come out. How embarrasing would that be?

 

^ you're grossing out my potential poker friends.