Goin Cross Country+needing help

Hey yall
You guys probably don't know me under this name but a lot of you probably remember my old name.
I'm getting ready to go across country from South Carolina to San Diego for a job...

and I am wondering if anyone wants to help me cover the costs of this trip which I other than have, by putting me up for just one night so I don't have to buy a bunch of dirty over-priced hotel rooms along the way?

If you happen to live between south carolina and san diego, preferrably a little bit to the south so it's a little warmer, than I would really appreciate you PM'ing me so I could begin planning this trip ASAP : )

I'm very uninvasive and if you really don't like me when you meet me, you don't have to let me stay @ your place. All I ask is a shower and a somewhat warm place to sleep...and just enough time to sleep and get up to keep on driving to get to where I'm going.

If your curious about me or want to know any other details, please feel free to PM me and I will gladly tell you more.
Thanks so much : )
Avocado

 

BTW if you dont live between there, but know someone who does and might be able to help me out, please feel free to tell them about me @ get in touch.
thanks again : )
Avocado

 

ill help if ull pay my rent













for a year

 

there will be some "special requirements" that will be expected of you should you choose to stay at my house.

 

.......like what??(i am a guy)))

 

bump

 

doesnt matter to him

and u can bet hell sell copies of the vid on ebay

 

King James is right. There will have to be a minimum of 3 hours of rump humping, and no less than 2 hours of peter puffing.

 

gunna dress this one up like a bitch?

 

a female sheep perhaps.....

 

make sure i get a copy of the vid

 

You'll get the Deluxe Edition DVD with directors commentary

 

will it include spanish subtitles?!?

 

Spanish, AND Russian.

 

Go all Gump and run across the country.

 

im in