Greetings and salutations. Aloha. Guten tag. Your mom. As you readers may have guessed, I am new. If you may also see, this is my very first post. Threaten me, and my brutal attack slugs will come to your house and eat your family. So, yeah, hi. Woogie boogie.
I checked all but the stupid hippie one about tolerance. Now come to Random Thoughts, so Lodui and I can "initiate" you. And by "initiate," I don't mean "sodomize with thirteen Sharpies." Okay, maybe I do. But that's unimportant. I'm going to make you my n00b-bitch.
