so ive been sitting at this computer pretty much all day

lack of anything better to do plus i cant talk or engage in any sort of strenuous physical activity so that makes it that much less lame. you all are fine substitutes for real people

 

I thought I was real.

 

oh but you are!!

then again we are all fake to a certain extent

 

IM as fake as pamela anderson's boobies

 

He means he really is Pamela Anderson's boobie. They can type on the internet. Yes, they can.

 

well IM as fake as micheal jacksons nose.

how do yall know if my name is even really sarah?? it could be kate. or bob....

the world may never know

 

My name is really Anna. Or is it......

 

I've been trying to tell people for years that I really am a man, but they refuse to believe me. :tongue:

 

If you're a man your voice is girlier than michael jackson and mike tyson combined.

 

^ hahahahahaha

so i guess i'm fake too
just a substitute for a real person...

 

your voice is rather girly as well

 

no you are my boo

 

I think I love you.

 

oh but i love you too

 

Bullshit. That's not what you say on the phone. That's cool though.

That's because you're a damn dyke, and everybody knows it

 

i was kidding adam. but i so knew youd take that up the ass

sucker

 

how come i've never heard any of your voices huh?

 

Shut up you're just pissed that I would rather have a woman than you.

 

Im as fake as lindsey lohan's tan......

I think it would be funny if your name was actually bob, balloonatic

 

Because I hardly ever talk on the phone. People have to tell me in advance they are going to call - otherwise I leave my phone off.