Someone who knows alot about weed please help

k, i just busted with a dime of purple haze by my parents
and now they are buying like 40 of those little in home drug test kits

but they only test for thc(the stuff in weed that gets you high)

the only drug i ever got into was weed, because i dont wnt to get into heavy stuff

so i was wondering, if there was a drug, that isnt very big that would give me about the same effect as weed

but it doesnt contain any thc, so it wont come out on the tests

 

you could always do mushrooms?...if not just stay clean for a month or until your fully trusted again and then start toking it up

 

i'm sure the tests will check for other things aswell.
it may not list them but it will probaly be positive for it.

you should really stop though. being caught by your parents instead of the cops is a good indicator.

 

cant test for shrooms.....

 

Weed is kind of special, nothing really else like it. If you need something else to brance off into, you can try off low doses of shrooms, acid, DXM, or even a little booze, see how that works for you.

 

Salvia leaf, but before you guys go crazy, salvia leaf is a very mild experience (extract is what trips you out).
But ya me and my friends smoked salvia leaf instead of weed for about a week, perfect substitute, for us anyway.

 

i heard on these forums that if u piss in the toilet, and then add a few drops of bleach, and scoop it up in the container again, it fools the home tests :/

 

thats how i passed mine ^

 

There si nothing really like MJ. It has it's own type of high like most drugs and there aren't really any substitutes. It also lasts the longest in your system. Everything else is extramly damaging to your body. Shrooms are nothing like it but they aren't horrible for you if you take them in moderation.

The test your parents have can be a test only for THC. They sell ones to just detect THC, or to dectect everything, or to detect meth, etc. There are some products which can make a test come out negative. Search around the internet for Detox products. You need a credit or debit card or check to order them though. Some shops sell them.

 

Go do DXM.

 

i am down with the dxm, verry happy and fuun drug, try to get some RoboTus thats like 12 years old

oh the memories! sigh

 

DXM, done it...it's great. Watch out for liver problems! I would suggest pill form. it is easier to take and doesn't taste gross. Your stomach will prolyl hurt if you take it, btu it is legal and you can find it anywhere they sell pills. Look on the box of cold/flu pills for Dextramorthan. I took 18 pills that had 10 mg each pill. I wouldn't suggest more or you could die/f yourself up. The high isn't like MJ but it is awsome. It's liek a hallucinagenic high, and a high were you feel detached from your body but your also aware of everything...it's crazy. For you first time (if you do it) you might wanna take less because it can freak you out. Also, be prepared to be high the next day too because it doesn't ware off for a long time. I took it at 12am, went to sleep at 6am, woke up at 11am and was still high till like 8-9pm. It happened every time I took it too. also don't eat a whole lot when you take them until after the peak effect because you may throw up when your stomach starts hurting (if it does). Also the high takes a long while to kick in, like 1-2 hours.

 

STOP

Don't go turning your body into an experimental medicine chest.
My suggestion is to try to educate your parents to the positive effects of MJ, the absense of negative effects.
Point out to them that marijuana is mankinds oldest and safest substance. How it has been 100% safely used as medicine and a mood enhancer since before reading and writing were invented.
If you can't educate them, wait until you move out. There's nothing wrong with staying sober until your 18.

Keep this in mind: Your parents aren't being mean; they're concerned about you. They love you but have been lied to about MJ.

 

I am not trying to tell him to go on a DXM trip. I just wanted him to know the safest way to do it if he was going to and all the reprecussions and effects it has.