I argue with Micro Soft Word. And I used to love teasing Jeeves.

Hello! When Micro Soft Word tells me that I have made a spelling mistake I will thank it and except it’s suggestion.

When Micro Soft Word tells me that my sentence is fragmented I will explain to it that the sentence has to be fragmented or it won’t fit in the subject area. But when Micro Soft Word starts suggesting what word I should use it makes me quite mad.

(example: it suggests “them” instead of “those”)

I used to like to go tease the butler on - ask Jeeves (ask him things like who cuts your hair) but sadly Jeeves has retired. So I am going to have to find a new source of free entertainment.

 

are you serious...your a slut....

 

You would probably think twice about calling me a name if you were standing in a room with me. So why do it on a forum?

 

Nearest I ever get to that is muttering curses upon Microsoft's programs very nonexistent soul... It's not normal, but hey, is anything?

 

because i am very bored

 

I always give that little pin thingy the finger everytime Word starts.