Warning: deep question; what is the first thing that comes to your mind....

....when you are born?

 

how soon until I can get back in there

 

boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

problly confusion

 

WOW.............what a tight squeeze

 

I was high on opium at the time (true) so I was probably like, "look at all the pretty colors. When do we eat?"

 

am i gonna have this tuna smell forever?

 

I'm blind!!!



or


This is not what God and I discussed!!!! I specifically said RICH people!

 

First thing that comes to my mind at birth?

Finally, I'm out of that damnable placenta prison! Now I can...what's this? Ah! Don't cut that! No! Don- *flatline*


True story. After my umbilical cord was cut, I died. Seriously.

Namely because I was two months early, and looked like E.T. Only, y'know, a bulimic E.T.

So hey. Since I died, and I was resuscitated, I like to say I'm a zombie. Or better yet, like Christ.

...And that's /really/ funny, because my name happens to be Christian. But, just call me Bolt. Yeah.

 

she's alot prettier from this angle

 

lol yuck (8910)

 

hahahaha that made me laugh

 

What





The






FUUUCCCK!?!?!?!?

 

lol... Could you imagine if you knew what babies thought right from the get go... like that Look Who's Talking movie... that would be funny...

 

i hope my hair looks ok!!
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I was never born.

 

I didn't have words to think with, but I know one other person who actually remembers their birth (as I do, or it's some dream I had as a small child and just convinced myself that it was a real memory) but it was something like:


Ooh... oh NOo... It's SO COLDDDD. COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD OW! HEY WTF!... COLD COLD COLD COLD... etc.

 

Oh, and I remember a horrible noise. I think it was me screaming.

 

Smack that ass!

 

What The Hell Is She Crying For, I Was The One Who Had To Make It Through There