Tell me

Okay, I won't punch him. But I will make him have an 'accident' next time he puts my name as FUNBAGS when we go bowling.

 

Four more years of this asshole:

 

Oh, Jesus, that's pretty bad, too. I agree.

 

I am terrified of the mafia drowning me. I am just really afreaid of the mafia in general, so anything to do with the mafia would be my worst fear.

 

getting raped with a hot curling iron.

 

I am terrified of suffocating under a five hundred pound pile of elephant dung.

 

you mean besides george bush getting reelected?

well a majority of people actualy wanting him to.

the first may not be unlikely but i'll never believe the second in a zillion years.

the worst think that could possibly have happened was when
ronald mc raygun got elected

the second worst was the discouvery of oil.

although the invention of organized religeon was probably in there somewhere.

you know there is a tendency to go where you are looking

that's why i'd rather not look for the worst things that
can happen but for the best instead

(while making plenty of plan b's incase the worst does anyway)

now the best thing that could ever happen would be for global
corporate capitolism to collapse and the oil to run out.

actualy that's not the best. the best would be for neither of those things to have to in order for people to start realizing the kind of world we are all creating for all of us to have to live in.

if one of those tornadoes were to hit the white house that would be a pretty good thing.

or bush and his whole regeme to abdicate.

if 19 out of 20 people ceased to be sexualy firtile

and people stopped bying into romantacizing aggressiveness

there are a lot of good things that can happen
and hopefully some of them will

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